LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND COCKROACHES MAY I PRESENT TO YOU THE INFAMOUS

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1. Post your character with a comment on this here meme.
2. Others will comment on your characters, anonymously or logged in, suggesting ships and prompts they want you to write about.
3. Anything goes, from fluffy to smut to everything in between! Also, there is no word limit, so it can be as short or as long as you want.
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5. ALL THE SHIPPING EVER AND ALSO FEELINGS 

GO GO GO AND SHIP FOR GREAT JUSTICE

also just a note BUT THIS ISN'T LIMITED TO JUST SCRIB PEOPLE you could put your character's ancestors/guardians and whatnot for the shipping too if you want to, whatever floats your boat

Comments

[callouslystalwart]

Ah, the nightly ritual after getting up. Wash, get dressed... Or get partially dressed and check yourself out in the mirror, that works too, Perrix. See, he needed a bit of a pick-me-up tonight - some lunatic woman (coughprobablyInannaorHirunecough) was completely ignoring his charms! How could - hnnngh - anyone possibly - fleeeex - ignore this magnificent - hoo-haa! - specimen of a troll? Really! Still flexing, Perrix cleared his throat...

Who does she think she is? ~~CS
That girl has tangled with the wrong ~troll~! ~~CS

Darn right!

No one says "no" to ~Perrix~! ~~CS
Dismissed! ~~CS
Rejected! ~~CS
Publicly humiliated! ~~CS
Why, it's more than ~I~ can bear... ~~CS

More beer?

What for? ~~CS
Nothing helps... ~~CS
~I'm~ disgraced... ~~CS

Who, ~you~?
Never!

~Perrix~, ~you've~ got to pull ~yourself~ together!
Gosh, it disturbs me to see ~you~, ~Perrix~;
Looking so down in the dumps!
Every troll here'd love to be ~you~, ~Perrix~;
Even when taking ~your~ lumps!
There's no troll in block as admired as ~you~;
~You're~ everyone's favorite guy!
Everyone's awed and inspired by ~you~;
And it's not very hard to see why!

No one's slick as ~Perrix~;
No one's quick as ~Perrix~;
No one's horns are incredibly thick as ~Perrix~!
For there's no troll in block half as manly...
Perfect, a pure ~paragon~!
You can ask any TOMATH, RIDDIK, or STAMRY;
And they'll tell you whose FLARP they prefer to be on!

No one's been like ~Perrix~;
A kingpin like ~Perrix~!

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like ~Perrix~!

As a specimen, yes, ~I'm~ intimidating! ~~CS

My what a troll that ~Perrix~!
Give five "hurrah"s!
And twelve "hip-hip"s!

~Perrix~ is the best;
And the rest is all drips!

No one fights like ~Perrix~;
Douses lights like ~Perrix~!

In a wrestling match nobody bites like ~Perrix~!

For there's no one as burly or brawny...

As you see, ~I've~ got biceps to spare! ~~CS

Not a bit of ~him's~ scraggly or scrawny!

That's right! ~~CS
And every last inch of ~me's~ covered with hair! ~~CS

No one hits like ~Perrix~;
Matches wits like ~Perrix~!

In a spitting match nobody spits like ~Perrix~!

~I'm~ especially good at expectorating! ~~CS
Ptooie! ~~CS

Ten points for ~Perrix~!

When ~I~ was a grub ~I~ ate four dozen eggs; ~~CS
Every evening to help ~me~ get large! ~~CS
And now that ~I'm~ grown ~I~ eat five dozen eggs; ~~CS
So ~I'm~ roughly the size of a flat-bottomed aquatic shipping vessel! ~~CS

Ooh, ahh, wow!
My what a troll that ~Perrix~!
No one shoots like ~Perrix~;
Makes those beauts like ~Perrix~!

Then goes tromping around wearing boots like ~Perrix~!

~I~ use antlers in all of ~my~ decorating! ~~CS (Take that, Pherae)

My what a troll!
~Perrix~!

Ah. Much better.