Wow, have some faith. It takes more than a few scuffles to keep me down.
Strife 1: I was at school, and some waste of space, newcomer ingrate from a school or two over seemed to think that I was looking at him funny. I mean, I was, since he looked like his mom kissed him with a road sign each night. But he didn't seem to take kindly to that, and did that thing that some primates do where they show their teeth and get all growly. I'll cut to the chase. When he pounced like a drunken hippo, my fists and I danced across his skull like a swarm of bees. It almost goes without saying that he'll probably be getting a lot more weird looks in the future.
Should I tell the next story, or are you too busy being shocked to respond?
fff sorry this took so long
It takes more than a few scuffles to keep me down.
Strife 1:
I was at school, and some waste of space, newcomer ingrate from a school or two over seemed to think that I was looking at him funny.
I mean, I was, since he looked like his mom kissed him with a road sign each night.
But he didn't seem to take kindly to that, and did that thing that some primates do where they show their teeth and get all growly.
I'll cut to the chase.
When he pounced like a drunken hippo, my fists and I danced across his skull like a swarm of bees.
It almost goes without saying that he'll probably be getting a lot more weird looks in the future.
Should I tell the next story, or are you too busy being shocked to respond?