IT'S TIME YET AGAIN FOOOOR...

[methodologicalanalyst]

(SEMI-COMPLETELY stolen from the last Shippinz Meme post!)





1. Post your character with a comment on this here meme.
2. Others will comment on your characters, anonymously or logged in, suggesting ships and prompts they want you to write about. ALTERNATIVELY they may use the Scrib Shippinz Generator to decide for them!
3. Anything goes, from fluffy to smut to everything in between! Also, there is no word limit, so it can be as short or as long as you want.
4. ????????
5. ALL THE SHIPPING EVER AND ALSO FEELINGS

GET TO IT GUYS

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[apiarycryptonaut]

Screw it, challenging you with this one. Time to break you out of your comfort zone. (Feel free to do so in return):

"Perrix comparing parts with Avispa"

very NSFW, possibly NSFL

[callouslystalwart]

Avispa was, for once, speechless.

This was a fairly reasonable reaction considering that Perrix had just literally cockslapped her. It was her fault, really: she'd asked if it could harm others or be applied like a weapon. Hell, he considered it a natural weapon that could give him an extra secondary attack (at a -5, of course) every time he used a full-round attack action while pantsless.

But let's back up a bit. Avispa was never really on Perrix's radar - she was rather plain, bizarre, completely immune to his manly charms/musk, lower on the hemospectrum, and the blueblood didn't care for mixing business with pleasure. See, their conversations largely revolved around how he could use her admittedly impressive deductive abilities. Even with the slight fondness for her naive cluelessness and his ability to decipher her weird bullshit he'd never even considered the girl moirail material.

The AVISPA KUSBIR, HOT GIRL NEXT DOOR "END OF INNOCENCE" BUNNY GIRL EDITON CALENDAR changed his opinion.

It led to a rather lengthy discussion in which it became obvious that Kusbir really was as clueless about anatomy and pailing as she seemed. Obviously a hands-on demonstration was in order. The puzzle-addled troll was as plain as he'd remembered, even freed from the confines of equally ordinary clothing. But there was something else... Something about her eagerness to please, while still remaining independent and unpredictable. Perrix fucking loves that kind of shit; being in charge really did it for him, but if there was absolutely nothing to oppose him then things became boring.

"So it's supposed to... Be for, um, defense? Then boys are, maybe... Better at fighting, yes?"

"Well... Not exactly? But," Perrix paused for a very obvious, punctuating sigh, "they at least are the ones on the 'offensive' during pailing... It grows in both size and strength, you see!" He trailed off into a quiet laugh... To think, only just before this Kusbir was somehow under the impression that trolls of both genders had the same 'equipment'!

"So, wait, it gets... Bigger, I think, Perrix? Bigger than this, even? How, how, how, how... Er, would it fit?" The considerably smaller troll had a point.

"Technically it doesn't actually have to," he conceded. "As long as both sides get their jollies, cream their trolltwinkie, flog their bishop, et cetera..." Immediately afterwards he realized that using so many figures of speech was a terrible idea.

"Flogging bishops, you say? I don't think I... Quite understand, really, Perrix!"

Well. In the game as it is, the trolls completely lack a mother grub, so it's not like there's any drive... But there's also not really any drawback for Perrix mingling his 'well-bred blood' with a lower caste, either...

"Mm, I suppose that is a bit more complicated than your earlier lessons... Here, allow me to demonstrate..."

At this point the scene fades to black because Kyle refuses to write any more of this goddamn

Re: very NSFW, possibly NSFL

[apiarycryptonaut]

Yes.EXCELLENT