MINGLE #4

[pimpmytroll]

Use this post to mingle and meet with each other! For the coding to make your tags MSPA-style use the box below:

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This mingle is backdated to AFTER the previous mingle posts, but before the game launches! It's primarily to build interactions between the new players and existing ones, so old tagging new is highly encouraged! To old players, don't worry too much about keeping track of your newer interactions when tagging, but mentions of the game should be kept to a minimum, or at least the true nature of it.

Apart from that, there are no real guidelines for this post, so tag away and be merry! Comment with your character's name in the subject and then tag into others' threads!

Comments

[ataraxicarcher]

ding ding ding, we've got a winner. we'll get you up to speed with the rest of pop culture soon enough too.

you know you want it in your life. i have had enough quality time with its mystic juju already.

but if not i'm sure i could find something in the house that is equally as hideous

[celestialcavalier]

hey i am totally caught up on most pop culture references from this century.
your hipster movies are totally not pop culture.

and we both know i DONT want that thing in my life.
it is just so hideous that nothing can compare.
i would take pretty much anything BUT that abomination.

[ataraxicarcher]

so the first twelve years? that is a shitty spread, man. also i have fucking awesome taste in movies. Quentin Tarantino isn't obscure for example, thank you very fucking much.

well now that you put it that way, youre getting this fucker come hell or high water now /youvesealedyourfate

[celestialcavalier]

okay i know some stuff from like the 90s and maybe the 80s.
and okay you like one vaguely mainstream producer-guy good for you.
still a hipster.

shit shit shit shit dammit i walked right into that.

[ataraxicarcher]

man how do you live without this knowledge /knowledgeispower. man i watch more than that too. you strike me as a transformers kind of guy on the otherhand /explosionseverywhereooooo


oooooooh yes you did /hehehe you walked into that like teenagers into danger in a horror movie

[celestialcavalier]

i have some of the knowledge it's just tucked away in a corner of my mind that's not used because i dont need to fucking know the name of movie producer #7 in casual conversation.
and transformers is okay i guess.
the explosions are nice.

and now you are going to stab me like a horror movie villain.
except the knife will be a dickmask.

[ataraxicarcher]

i knew it. always explosions that get people in these fucking movies.

itll be glorious and i laugh manically like a good motherfucking villain should the whole while and you will have died a death that will be on all the top ten shittiest ways to die. ancient juju dickmask

[celestialcavalier]

and then the dickmask will revive me as a crazy ancient juju zombie and i'll kill you back.
and then you accidentally a zombie apocalypse.

[ataraxicarcher]

i am nothing if genre savvy. i will be sure to make sure i fucking stab you in the face with the mask because head trauma always kills zombies

[celestialcavalier]

yo what part are you going to stab me with the mask isnt too pointy.

unless you're going to bludgeon me with it.

[ataraxicarcher]

i'll figure out something. /dontgobringinglogicinhere

if im going to bludgeon you, i might as well use a cricket bat at that point

is that a sean of the dead reference

[celestialcavalier]

you could always fashion the dickmask into a dickmaskshiv.
you'd be like defiling the ancient artifacts of a deceased people and all that but you'd at least have a weaponized-dickmask.

why not use a metal bat?

Of course it is. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[ataraxicarcher]

well hell, im already using it as a fucking hypothetical killing weapon, might as well go all out

because the cricket bat was totes a reference to something geeze. or i guess i could use a fucking crowbar

[celestialcavalier]

so how the hell are you even gonna use the dickmask as a weapon. if it's a damn bladed dickmask are you gonna like headbang your enemies to death or something? because that'd be fucking hilarious.

oh. you and your fucking hipster references.
why not an axe?

[ataraxicarcher]

fuck i dont know youre the one who said turn it into a shiv. maybe ill like fucking throw it like Xena and yipyiing all the while like some crazed amazon.

oh come on Shaun of the Dead isn't even an obscure movie.
while were at it might as well use a sawed off shotgun and call it my boomstick

[celestialcavalier]

yeah good luck with that.
when it happens, make sure someone's recording it.

i know its not, but i'm not gonna remember the minor shit you reference.
and do you even know how guns work.

[ataraxicarcher]

obviously. i will go more viral than Gangnam style and all without flashing tits

he uses that fucking thing like for 2/3rds of the movie man. it would've been fucking more obscure if i was like that that one fucking bystander doing fuckall in the corner at like fifteen minutes in /idontknowiftheresactuallyanythingthere

i live in Chicago, remember? like eighty percent of the city has guns and we all greet each other by pointing it in each other's faces going "good day motherfucker" like Samuel L Jackson /grossexaggerationbutwhatever

i'm sure i could figure it out. point it the right way pull the trigger more gore than someone exploding in a Quentin Tarantino movie

though arrows aint as messy

[celestialcavalier]

and then i will be embarrassed to know you.

yeah but it just looks like a piece of wood.
how the hell do you expect me to know "oh thats a cricket bat"?

is it gay if your guns are touching?

you could just make your arrows explode somehow.

[ataraxicarcher]

just as planned. you probably wont be as embarrassed when i am rolling in money for appearing in stupid commercials and making guest appearances on like Dave Letterman /thisiswhatfriendshipisallabout

'cause it's in Britain /duh also comeon, like its a giant piece of wood with a handle that isnt a baseball bat

depends if you're packing for compensation i think

that could potentially be fucking dangerous /andalsofun but hey if it was a zombie horde...

[celestialcavalier]

well if youre one of those eccentric types when it happens then youre damn right ill be embarrassed.

oh okay well we're not british so fuck you.

isn't everyone in chicago packing for compensation?

yeah plus if anyone knows enough obscure stuff to pull it off it'd be you.

[ataraxicarcher]

i plan to be eccentric at the end of my days with my youtube begotten gains in Hamptons in a crazy old house with a million cats. the rest of my life i plan to roll in the luxury like a decent human being

last time i try to explain cultural shit to you

the politicians probably

though being a homegrown terrorist with explosives is pretty outside my scope. got connections of course /yesitwouldprobablybeWess

[celestialcavalier]

are you going to dress the cats in hipster clothes?

yeah our friends are weird.

[ataraxicarcher]

absolutely they'll be a tribute to my glory days and i'll name them Sufjan and Florence and some other names of bands you haven't heard of

not sure if that means that we're weird enough that we need to talk with even weirder people to be baseline normal in comparison or we're just the normal ones flat out. /imthinkingthelatter

[celestialcavalier]

make sure you name one of them tenacious d.

and if we were the weird ones, what the fuck would "normal" even be?