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trollxzibit2012-10-17 08:15 pm
chroniker) wrote in trollxzibit2012-10-17 08:15 pm
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND COCKROACHES MAY I PRESENT TO YOU THE INFAMOUS
2. Others will comment on your characters, anonymously or logged in, suggesting ships and prompts they want you to write about.
3. Anything goes, from fluffy to smut to everything in between! Also, there is no word limit, so it can be as short or as long as you want.
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5. ALL THE SHIPPING EVER AND ALSO FEELINGS
GO GO GO AND SHIP FOR GREAT JUSTICE
also just a note BUT THIS ISN'T LIMITED TO JUST SCRIB PEOPLE you could put your character's ancestors/guardians and whatnot for the shipping too if you want to, whatever floats your boat
DONOVAN ARCANS
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this is why we shouldn't let me write things what is this even
They deserve a prize or two.
Those were perhaps some of the most ominous words that Chrysi had ever read on her screen. Though she may have tried to dissuade Donovan from meddling, his insistence got more and more forceful until eventually... he just stopped pushing the issue. He dropped it, completely and utterly. It was peculiar, but Chrysi didn't want to bring it up again.
And so they both let it go. Time passed. Days, weeks, a month or two...
Chrysi was as shocked as anyone when she heard that one of the more brazen, womanizing males of her school was expelled on the grounds of trying to sell a homemade sex tape to the student body. While he denied the accusations, it was only one step forward and two steps back once everyone got their hands on the thing. Sure, each and every one of the ten guys who made an appearance had masks on, but when everyone heard his voice moaning in time with the video, his reputation was quickly demolished further. Chrysi couldn't help but feel bad for him, but at least he'd make a career being some kind of actor, like he wanted.
Two weeks later, there was a bomb threat at her school. It was decidedly terrifying, but made one thousand times worse when students in her class were taken one by one for police questioning. By the day's close, it was discovered that a girl had some sort of explosive device in her locker. In spite of her pleading her innocence, the object's presence in her possession and a misanthropic social networking status that she swore she didn't make sealed the deal. Her sentence was lightened a bit when authorities learned that the bomb didn't actually work, but the damage was done.
Another week passed, and Chrysi found herself admiring someone's new wristwatch from afar. He bragged that it was high quality French craftsmanship, and the internal association Chrysi had made simply put a dreamy smile on her face for the next few hours. That idyllic day was shattered in an instant when the boy was taken to the hospital on a stretcher, in the throes of an allergic reaction to shellfish. Who'd have thought that the watchmaker ate seafood for every meal?
A month later, the school was thrown face-first into uncertain times when a third boy was found viciously beaten by an unknown assailant. His battered body was found in an alleyway, scandalously dressed in a woman's clothing. The phrase "RESPECT THE FAIRER SEX" was found written in his blood on the wall nearby. A broken leg, some broken ribs, and more bruises than one might have thought possible were revealed in the preliminary investigation. It was said that the boy was beaten so severely by a single young male, covered in black clothes to obscure his entire body, who seemed to implement a large, blunt object with a near-military level of effectiveness. It wasn't until after a month of time in a mental hospital that she saw him again. The first thing he did? Apologize. For all of the nasty things he and his friends had said to her.
That evening...
-- enlivenedAltruist [EA] began pestering celestialCavalier [CC] --
EA: Donovan, you won't believe what happened today!
CC: Really? Should I check the news for your area and save you the explanation>
EA: Hey! :( Just because we had a bomb threat doesn't mean everyone's bad!
CC: Sure. So what happened?
EA: You know that one guy I mentioned, the one who got beat up?
CC: Yeah.
EA: Well, it was his first day back, and when I saw him after school, he ran over to me and just started apologizing!
CC: ...for what? Did he just fart?
EA: Ewww, no, he was just apologizing for a bunch of different things! It was really weird!
CC: Huh. I guess he took that crazy blood-graffiti to heart, then.
EA: Yeah, I guess... :c
CC: shit phone call brb
EA: Okay! c:
-- celestialCavalier [CC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo on board HEY GUYS WE DID IT WE WON. --
CC: hey so that one fucker apologized to chrysi
CC: looks like we made them see the error of their ways.
EA: ...Donovan, what are you talking about?
CC: shit how did you get here
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Ahem. Donovan/Sparks - it's a cakewalk to play gay chicken over the internet, not so much in person.
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BUT THIS IS TOO GREAT FOR ME TO NOT GIVE AN HONEST EFFORT ON. Not sure when it'll be done but AHAHAHAHA.
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Re: DONOVAN ARCANS
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not even a little sorry
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I'll... I'll give this one a shot but I don't expect it to go very far or be very good because lol what is actually writing fic shipping my brother's and my characters together. But I'll try, at least.
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/pats
you can do it bro I believe in you
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Donny/Chi-Rhos or Chi-Rho/Donny, "Teenage boys have the sexy hormones", or "How Chi-Rho and Donovan started understanding hate-make-outs" or "That one time they will never talk about ever again. Like EVER.
You tell anyone and I'll use your insides as my new coat, punk/peasant!".no subject
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Which is to say, violently.no subject
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======> Interrogator: Break
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<s>hey, you asked for it
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At least I'll be able to write some damn good blackrom by the end of it?
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godspeed, good sirrah