LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND COCKROACHES MAY I PRESENT TO YOU THE INFAMOUS

[chroniker]

1. Post your character with a comment on this here meme.
2. Others will comment on your characters, anonymously or logged in, suggesting ships and prompts they want you to write about.
3. Anything goes, from fluffy to smut to everything in between! Also, there is no word limit, so it can be as short or as long as you want.
4. ????????
5. ALL THE SHIPPING EVER AND ALSO FEELINGS 

GO GO GO AND SHIP FOR GREAT JUSTICE

also just a note BUT THIS ISN'T LIMITED TO JUST SCRIB PEOPLE you could put your character's ancestors/guardians and whatnot for the shipping too if you want to, whatever floats your boat

Comments

[celestialcavalier]

Holy fucking shit this was great. I expected it to end on more of an utterly hilarious note but I was pleasantly surprised.

Also I'm imagining them fighting and a cane to the crotch or throat and OW. OW. SPARKS. VICIOUS. OW.

[archimime]

The hilarious part is later when Sparks realizes the condom went mysteriously missing and he bitches about how he doesn't want the herpes Donovan undoubtably has but whatever.

Sparks fights like a bitch.

[celestialcavalier]

pffffft i lost it