LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND COCKROACHES MAY I PRESENT TO YOU THE INFAMOUS

[chroniker]

1. Post your character with a comment on this here meme.
2. Others will comment on your characters, anonymously or logged in, suggesting ships and prompts they want you to write about.
3. Anything goes, from fluffy to smut to everything in between! Also, there is no word limit, so it can be as short or as long as you want.
4. ????????
5. ALL THE SHIPPING EVER AND ALSO FEELINGS 

GO GO GO AND SHIP FOR GREAT JUSTICE

also just a note BUT THIS ISN'T LIMITED TO JUST SCRIB PEOPLE you could put your character's ancestors/guardians and whatnot for the shipping too if you want to, whatever floats your boat

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KALFOUR SAMEDI

[bizango]

Re: KALFOUR SAMEDI

[soundtricks]

Kal/Rara

Violence isn't always the answer- unless your name is Zurahe Cadens, in which case it's usually the only answer that matters


IDK DO WITH THAT WHAT YOU WILL

[bizango]

akldsjflja... screaming omg

[soundtricks]

/holds gently

[flowerwhisperer]

Kappy, Kal, and BOARD GAME ADVENTURREEEES

[bizango]

wow cute... ('8

[flowerwhisperer]

oh and I guess Gardener and Birdsong, healthy relationships (or the lack thereof)

[apiarycryptonaut]

Kalfour/Avispa - "You have a solution!"

Ha; have fun, do what you'd like. Loads of possibilities with that one.

[bizango]

oh gosh alskdjf what precious promt ffff

[apiarycryptonaut]

:') Have all the fun with it.

I couldn''t resist.

[enlivenedaltruist]

Kal('s various personalities)/Chrysi - Everybody loves Chrysi.


.....alternatively, because I'm a horrid bitch:

Birdsong finding Lost!Godtier!Chrysi some time after Mama has succumbed to her fleeting human lifespan.

[bizango]

oh my god lkajdsf both of these... are gr8 wow

[enlivenedaltruist]

If you want to do both, I sure as hell won't stop you c:

[notyouraigis]

Crusader/Birdsong - Talking strategy, for a given value of "talking"

[bizango]

oh gosh... +___+

Birdsong & Crusader

[bizango]

The Crusader knows the seadweller is in the room with him. He’s doing his best to ignore this fact, eyes running over the forest map laid out in front of him, trying to find where his defenses are weakest. He’s been pouring over it for hours, for nights, so all the green paint trees and blue rivers blur together into meaningless garble. Frustrated, angry with himself for somehow not predicting where the last wave of soldiers would break through, he sets his pieces out. Here is where intelligence last said the seawitch’s largest forces were. Here and here are smaller groups, infiltrators. He sets a flag in camp for the rumors of a spy sending information to the Condesce. He’ll rip their teeth out when he finds them, make them hurt in ways they never realized they could hurt. In time.

He’s pondering his last handful of pieces, toying with the little tyrian flags, when a pair of purple eyes appear over the edge of the map, watching him, watching the map. Before he can say anything, the damn feral thing has reached out and taken the flag off the camp and when he barks, “Hey!” the seadweller chatters excitedly and ducks under the table.

The Crusader fumes for a moment. Or three. Maybe a little longer. And then he jerks down to grab for the piece, hand hitting cold bare skin. The seadweller hisses defensively and is suddenly on the other side of the room, at the top of a bookcase, the wood creaking under his tremendous highblood weight.

“G… get off! And give it back. Now.” He sets a terrible threat into his voice, but the other only watches him, wide eyed and calm, chewing absentmindedly on the flag. The Crusader’s hands tighten into fists, glare deepening until suddenly the other is nattering quietly, nonsense syllables the way he’s heard him talk to the Gardener. ‘Talk.’ The redblood seems to get more out of it then the Crusader does right now and that’s another frustrating thing on top of all the others.

Deep breaths. “That’s for camp. Give it back.” But he just stares like he doesn’t understand which is annoying only because the Crusader knows he does. “It’s…” Sigh. “It’s for the… spy, people are saying there’s a spy, you idiot, so I need that.”

And off he goes nattering again and the Crusader has to bite his tongue to keep from yelling at him to shut up. He is rewarded for his patience at least, when the seadweller crawls back down, bookcase groaning dangerously for a second, and sets the piece instead in the middle of the forest, off away from everything else.

“What—” But he chirps, interrupts him halfway through his thought, and starts pushing pieces around into this whole new arrangement, eventually running out of flags to work with and tapping the map about a mile to the east of camp. The Crusader is admittedly confused for a moment before setting a flag down where he pointed. “You’re… This is where they are? How do you know?”

The seadweller giggles, this high girly sound, and makes a strange, vague gesture out at the forest. He knows the thing disappears for days at a time sometimes. The Gardener says he runs to burn off energy and to explore, and the Crusader has suspected for a long time that he was a military troll once. The information seems solid enough, especially when he notes the flag to the east is about where the last invasion force came from, and he is so suddenly lost in new plans and a better strategy that he doesn’t notice his guest moving until there’s a head bumping into his shoulder and nuzzling.

He tenses, hard, shoves his hand into the seadweller’s chest and jerks a step away. The other cackles this time, almost mean, and then slips out the window with a last, oddly triumphant crow.




lakjdsf

Re: KALFOUR SAMEDI

[twintimes]

Ria&Ira plus Kal&his various voices.
Not so different, just inverted.

...idk I like the thought that the twins are one person but seperate, and Kal is several people in just one head. Wing it?

[bizango]

wow good aldskfj that never even occurred to me this is gr8

[twintimes]

aaaaaaaaa giving you ideas idk it just kind of came to me at some point when I thought about AUs and realized they're kind of back to back there. andthenthismemehappened.

[soundtricks]

/gently requests scratchthings

Napier/Khanai- she's always surprising him with how accepting she is of all his... quirks

[bizango]

oh man... gonna be cute *A*

hopefully............... alkjdsf

[soundtricks]

heeheehee

'cute'

[notyouraigis]

The Baron<>Adhy and Hymnie - "We will jam those feelings of yours. Then, and only then, will we go out for ice cream."

[bizango]

lkajsdlkjflasjdf perfect

[aworldforus]

I have another one >_>

Napier and Synesi - Synesi brought a watering can to their latest relic hunt