shit. lets be santa

[starstorm]

ALCHEMY MEME!!!!



STEP ONE: list the items your character has lying around their domicile
STEP TWO: come up with horrifying item chimeras for them to create out of them
STEP THREE: go into as much detail or not detail as you feel like
STEP FOUR: suggest things for other people to alchemise or items for them to alchemise things out of

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[callouslystalwart]

> Perrix: Accessorize.
You combine your WEIGHTLIFTING SINGLET, HEAVY BAG GLOVES, and one of your favorite TROLL HIPSTER-APPROVED GAMES to create the CHOUJIN'S HARNESS.

It provides an appreciable buff to your CLOUT attribute even if it doesn't do much for your DEFENSE. It also adds to your SMUG HIPSTER attribute so much that it even overflows into the realm of META and boosts your PLAYER'S attribute, since really he just wanted yet another fucking excuse to shoehorn KINNIKUMAN in somewhere.

[callouslystalwart]

> Perrix: Refine.
You combine the newly acquired CHOUJIN'S HARNESS with your regular BOXING GLOVES to create the BURNING OUTER STRENGTH.

It's both a FLAMETHROWER, and a PUN that NOBODY BUT YOU GETS. (Okay and it's technically still a pair of gloves so you can use it with your specibus.)