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Things Chrysi has lying around:

-lots of lacy stuff
-lots of flowers
-lots of fancy furniture
-lots of rich materials
-lots of flowers
-lots of thigh high stockings
-scissors/shears
-lots of food
-lots of flowers
-Fashions by Faye(tm)
-lots of pillows
-lots of rugs
-all the flowers
-lots of tools
-lots of cleaning supplies
-lots of everything else in a Hotel
-lots of flowers

Edited 2012-11-16 23:16 (UTC)

This outfit is on my list. I'm thinking maybe

A dress by Faye + Fake Flowers = That Green GentleLady (or some better/funnier title)

> Perrix: Take stock.
You take a quick glance around your respiteblock to check out the THINGS that made it into the GAME with you. This is, of course, purely for the benefit of the READER, since like any good NEUROTIC TEENAGER you know exactly what and where all of your most PRIZED POSSESSIONS are without checking.

You have:
SEVERAL (~) IDENTICAL DAILY OUTFITS
TWO (2) DIFFERENT FLARP COSTUMES
ONE (1) CHAINMAIL TUNIC
ONE (1) MALE G-STRING EMBLAZONED WITH YOUR SYMBOL
ONE (1) ROYAL BLUE WEIGHTLIFTING SINGLET
VARIOUS (~) WEIGHTS OF DIFFERING TYPES AND WEIGHT
ONE (1) PAIR OF ROYAL BLUE BOXING GLOVES
ONE (1) PAIR OF BLACK HEAVY BAG GLOVES
ONE (1) PIMP CANE
ONE (1) QUILL
ONE (1) RATHER FANCY CALLIGRAPHY PEN
AN INKWELL (*) OF ROYAL BLUE INK
TWO (2) STICKS OF ROYAL BLUE SEALING WAX
ONE (1) SIGNET RING WITH YOUR SYMBOL
ONE (1) NEARLY-FULL ZIPPO LIGHTER
A STACK (~) OF PERSONALIZED BUSINESS CARDS FOR "PERRIX SEIYOS, PROFESSIONAL HERO"
A STACK (~) OF AUTOGRAPHED PHOTOS OF "PERRIX SEIYOS, PROFESSIONAL HERO"
TWO (2) OF THOSE PRINCESS CONE-HAT THINGS
A PILE (~) OF DISGUSTING DRIED MINOTAUR SKIN PEELINGS SERIOUSLY YOU TOLD HIM TO GO OUTSIDE WHEN HE PEELS
ALL (∞) THE FLARP MANUALS
A SMALL MOUNTAIN (~) OF EVERY KNOWN SIDEDNESS OF DIE
ONE (1) BINDER OF RIDICULOUSLY NITPICKY MIN/MAXING STAT & EQUIPMENT CALCULATIONS
ONE (1) HELLACIOUSLY POWERFUL GAMING COMPUTER
ONE (1) SLIGHTLY LESS HELLACIOUSLY POWERFUL PORTABLE GAMING COMPUTER
A COLLECTION (~) OF ALL THE LATEST GAMES
A COLLECTION (~) OF TROLL HIPSTER-ACCLAIMED "CLASSIC" GAMES
A COLLECTION (~) OF WALL-MOUNTED HUNTING TROPHIES
STACKS ($) OF ALTERNIAN CASH
SEVERAL (~) ALTERNIAN HISTORY BOOKS
SEVERAL (~) PROP FLARP WEAPONS
A FEW (~) CLASSIC PAINTINGS OF FAMOUS HISTORICAL FIGURES BY A TROLL THAT MAY OR MAY NOT JUST COINCIDENTALLY HAPPEN TO BE YOUR ANCESTOR
THREE (3) EMPTY TREASURE CHESTS
ONE (1) RECOUPERACOON
ONE (1) SOLID BLACK MARBLE DESK
ONE (1) "LITTLE BLACK BOOK" THAT'S NOT NEARLY AS FULL AS YOU WOULD LIKE
FOUR (4) POSTERS OF TROLL DISNEY PRINCESSES

♪ Lots of fucking rocks- her hive is built into a cliffside, after all.
♪ Her Lusii's huge-ass nest in a cave right beneath her hive.
♪ No less than four different bass guitars
♪ two guitars- one electric, one acoustic
♪ A small, kinda dinky electric keyboard (girl loves her strings, what can I say).
♪ A tabla set (there used to be two sets, but one got prototyped).
♪ A whole lot of blackrom harlequin romance novels.
♪ A couple of iterations of her flarp outfit.
♪ An ♪ aeolian harp- she'll protect it with her life. It's important to her.
♪ A whole bunch of copies of her standard outfit.
♪ A feather pile- fuck guys, that thing is so soft you just don't know.
♪ A bunch of vinyl records for Alternian rock bands
♪ A few FLARP manuals and general FLARP-required stuff
♪ A few game grubs
♪ A pretty fucking swank stereo (thank you, dear moirail)
♪ This hellspawn of a computer/mixing station. The things she had to do to get this, guys...
♪ A regular computer chair/desk
♪ A bunch of broken instruments/instrument pieces/tuning equipment set up in an adjacent room around a worktable
♪ Some extra fabric/metal/sewing things in the same room- hey, someone had to make her FLARP clothes and armor...
♪ A few sets of hand-axes
♪ A couple of big battle axes
♪ One (1) very comfy-looking concupiscent couch ~~sh-shut up!~~
♪ A few pictures of her friends (mostly her moirail)
♪ Her recuperacoon
♪ A secondhand-looking TV
♪ A gamestation that looks like it's hardly been used

Edited 2012-11-17 01:49 (UTC)

I'm considering having her make up an outfit based on the Pegasus Knight Katua/Catria from Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon- because Flying Knight, fuck yeahhhhhhh.

Also some end-game armor based on Valkyrie Princess Gwendolyn from Odin Sphere- because let's face it- Valkyrie. Bird motif dress and armor. It has to happen.

But for both of these, just... maybe not in those colors.

☾ many MANY Troll Lisa Frank posters
☾ other posters that include (but are not limited to): robot unibeast attack, troll hello kitty, troll rainbow brite, probably fiduspawn, ~SPACE IMAGERY~
☾ many many glow stars
☾ a television set
☾ a dance dance retribution pad
☾ a huge-ass telescope
☾ big ol' pile of lusus fur, along with a broom and dustpan
☾ colorful rugs
☾ cakes and candies and sweets and stuff (this is literally all over her hive)
☾ a rope swing
☾ a rubber band ball
☾ a weird pair of slippers (she found them in the fridge)
☾ SHE PROBABLY HAS A DOLLHOUSE OR SOMETHING WITH TROLL BARBIES LMFAO
☾ several books about astronomy/astrophysics/cosmology
☾ star charts
☾ a mobile depicting whatever solar system alternia is part of
☾ huge pile of grass that her lusus sleeps on
☾ a collection of assorted gloves and armsleeves and legwarmers
☾ probably some other shit i'm too lazy to come up with rn

as for things she's alchemized

welp

- TONS OF CLOCKS. We have watches, small clocks, cuckoo clocks, wall clocks, a couple of digital clocks, a big old grandfather clock, and pocket watches and REALLY, IF YOU THINK OF A CLOCK, HE PROBABLY HAS IT.
- Lots of non-fiction books about birds, clockmaking, art, drawing, history, a couple of dictionaries.
- Fictional stories abut stuff like King Arthur and the Round Table, typical fairytale stuff. He has comic books as well, though not too many of them! Also puzzle books and books on art. BOOOOKKKSSS.
- Tools that he uses to fix clocks, as well as extra gears and clock parts he has on hand to fix anything he wants.
- Sketchbooks filled with doodles of birds.
- A bird mobile.
- A few bird skeletons (one was used to make BirdSkeletonDad!sprite GOOD GOING THERE, CHEERIOS)
- A few sculptures made by his dad, which are mostly abstract things that make you question what the heck they're supposed to be.
- As far as clothes go, he has shorts, collared shirts, a suit for formal art gatherings,
- As far as toys go, he has a few green army men and Knights of the Round Table figurines lying around somewhere.
- Water lily samplings! He has a few lying in jars around his room. :D
- As well as a whole collection of feathers from different birds.
- His laptop, which he uses to communicate with all you people with.
- His backsword, rather old, but still has some strength in the way it's made.
- Pencils, pens, watercolor kits, and ink bottles.
- Some puzzle games for his computer. Like MYST. That is an awesome game, okay.
- His glasses. He has normal ones, but more often uses the one's he's modified to have clock faces on them.
- Normal wooden furniture, like a desk, bookshelf, and bed frame.
- A few colorful rocks he's found over the years and collected.
- His bicycle!
- I CAN'T THINK OF ANY MORE I'M SORRY. ;;

...bird skeleton+feathers+bicycle

Birdbike. I can't think of a clever name RN but. Yeah.

Time Flies?

Maybe if he threw a clock in there? And then it would be a steampunk/clockwork birdcycle.

[∞] - Denotes an item that, even if used constantly, will still have seemingly endless stock.
[~] - Denotes an item of a large number that, if used constantly, will eventually run out.
[#x] - Denotes a specific number of that item; totals may be intentional or accidental.

❂ Puzzles
~ ► 3x3 Rubik's Cube [∞]
~ ► 5x5 Professor's Cube [x256]
~ ► 6x6 V-Cube [x128]
~ ► 7x7 V-Cube [x128]
~ ► 9x9 Rubik's Cube [x64]
~ ► 11x11 Rubik's Cube [x32]
~ ► 13x13 Rubik's Cube [x16]
~ ► 3x3 Metal Gear Cube [x16] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► 15x15 Rubik's Cube [x8]
~ ► 3x3 Void Cube [x8] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► 17x17 Rubik's Cube "Over The Top" [x3] [+1->Prototyped]
~ ► Megaminx Duodecahedron [x4] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Gigaminx Duodecahedron [x2] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Teraminx Duodecahedron [x1] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Sudoku and other Puzzle Books [~]
~ ► Pocket Puzzles [4x of each; 64x total] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Metal Gordian's Knot (Ref: Here!)
~ ► 36 Cube [x1] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Krypt [x1] [Unsolved] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Kendama [x4] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Wooden Trick Boxes (Ref: Here!)
~ ► "Chinese" Finger Traps [x13]
~ ► Ripped Finger Traps [x3]
~ ► Sliding Picture Puzzles [~] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Tangram Puzzles [~] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Disassembly Puzzles [x8] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Burr Puzzles [x4] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Bedlam Cube [x4] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Double Dovetail Puzzle [Unsolved] [x1] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Impossible Bottles (4x Rubik's Cubes, 2x Padlocks, 2x Ships) (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Isis [x1] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Ramisis [x1] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Copernisis [x1] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Tessarisis [x1] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Cryptex [x1] (Ref: Here!)

❂ Nonfunctional? Machine Junk (Many courtesy of random names.)
~ ► Electric Engine [~]
~ ► Gears [∞]
~ ► Atomic-Code Mechanism [1x]
~ ► Cryptographic Sensor Analyzer [1x]
~ ► Spatial Teleporter [2x]
~ ► Integrated-Compass Probe Module [1x]
~ ► Cybernetic Extensive Zone Telescope [1x]
~ ► Sensory Wide-range Zenith Mechanism [1x]
~ ► Gauss-Magnet Module [1x]
~ ► Assault-Broadcast Kit [1x]
~ ► Signal-Message Invalidator [1x]
~ ► Signalling Warp Gate Scanner-Module [1x]
~ ► Relocating Portal-Door Control Unit [1x]
~ ► Glowing Dust Tube [~]
~ ► Regenerating Network A.I. Disc [1x]
~ ► Detecting Compound-Grenade Belt [3x]
~ ► Ripping Genome-Virus (Dormant in tubes; in formerly-locked briefcase) (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Thread Megamutillator (Broken?) [1x]
~ ► Misc. Unidentified Machine Pieces [∞]

❂ Weapons / Miscellaneous
~ ► Stillettokind [x4] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Hardened Honeycombs [∞]
~ ► Jar of Honey [∞]
~ ► Laptop (Functional) [x1]
~ ► Computer (Functional) [x2]
~ ► Computer (Broken) [x5]
~ ► Alternian "Myst" Games [~]
~ ► Alternian "Zork" Games [~]
~ ► Alternian "Professor Layton" Games [~]
~ ► Portable Hammock [x1]
~ ► Recouperacoon [x1]
~ ► Plastic Ziploc-style Bags [~]
~ ► Several Alternian Knowledge Books [~]
~ ► Old "Rebellion" Fairy Tale Book [x1]
~ ► Bag of Worthless Foreign Currency [x5]
~ ► Skulls (Many varieties of beasts, many sizes, some trolls) [~]
~ ► Pumpkin [x0]
~ ► 3x3 Kaprao (Rubik's) Cube [x1] (Not to be alchemized ever, must be kept safe)

❂ Clothing [In general]
~ ► Daily Clothing (Well-worn black pants, Long-sleeve green undershirt, black shirt /w symbol) [~]
~ ► Gloves (Leather, Cloth, Rubber, all well-used) [~]
~ ► Hair Clips (Green) [~]
~ ► Green sunglasses [3x]
~ ► Broken/Cracked green sunglasses [1x]
~ ► 4-Ring Puzzle Ring [x4] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► 4-Ring Puzzle Bracelets [x2]
~ ► Various fashionable and un-fashionable feminine clothing [~]

❂ Clothing [Unique items looted from sealed/rusted ruins rooms]
Note: Everything in and around her hive is really lacking in color, so when she found these she couldn't help but keep them.
~ ► "Gemini Rising"
~ ► "Africa Print"
~ ► "Jellin'"
~ ► "Military Hoodie"
...
~ ► "Majora's Mask"

PLANNED (Serious) ALCHEMIZATIONS:
~ ► Devil Dress - (??? || Generic Dress) (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Reckoner Dress - ("Rebellion" Fairy Tale Book || Generic Short Dress) (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Rubix-Porter - (Spatial Teleporter || 17x17 Rubik'S Cube)
~ ► Solar Lacerators - (Glowing Dust Tubes && Stillettokind)
~ ► ...

Any other planned alchemizations will go here, plus any additions or updates to the above list. It's huge, I'm not sorry, but she and her lusus have been looting leftovers so... lucky her?

- Books.
- lots of 'em.
- He seriously has all the books.
- Yes, even a couple carefully hidden romance novels (he wanted to see what the fuss was about!)
- And if he doesn't have the book, he probably has a .pdf he can print out.
- One desktop computer + keyboard, mouse, and printer
- Spare coats (all red)
- Spare glasses (also all red)
- Black shirts with his symbol, gray pants, an extra pair of gray shoes, idk, clothes
- A pile of old, worn-out coats
- A television set (covered in dust) + gamestation (also covered in dust)
- A few game grubs (a couple Troll Shin Megami Tensei games, a couple strategy games, a couple of recommendations from Bharal)
- Many, many, many sets of throwing knives
- Many, many, many pairs of assorted larger knives
- Notebooks, pencils, pens, sharpies, etc.
- Numerous science articles and journals (taped to the walls and written all over)
- A couple posters of troll video games + one half of a Personification 3 poster (the other half got prototyped)
- Cobwebs
- A pile of owl feathers
- An owl nest on the roof
- Whatever the troll equivalent of DVDs are. Some of those. All Troll Mythbusters.
- Little glass vials (little glass vials? little glass vials!)
- Recuperacoon, computer desk, chairs, bookshelves, furniture.

LATER ADDITIONS
- Acid samples from LOWAW
- Electrified wire spiderwebs

Edited 2012-11-17 04:03 (UTC)

> Perrix: Alchemize.
You combine your CHAINMAIL TUNIC and G-STRING to create a CHAINMAIL MANKINI.

Ladies aren't the only ones that can get in on the fan(tasy)service.

> Perrix: Accessorize.
You combine your WEIGHTLIFTING SINGLET, HEAVY BAG GLOVES, and one of your favorite TROLL HIPSTER-APPROVED GAMES to create the CHOUJIN'S HARNESS.

It provides an appreciable buff to your CLOUT attribute even if it doesn't do much for your DEFENSE. It also adds to your SMUG HIPSTER attribute so much that it even overflows into the realm of META and boosts your PLAYER'S attribute, since really he just wanted yet another fucking excuse to shoehorn KINNIKUMAN in somewhere.

> Perrix: Indulge.
You combine your AUTOGRAPHED PHOTOS with your new CHAINMAIL MANKINI to make the PERRIX SEIYOS, PROFESSIONAL HERO™ QUIVERING STRENGTH FANTASY COSPLAY CALENDAR.

Well this'll save you a lot of time and work, not to mention the savings on printing or hiring a photographer.

You alchemize a few COPIES in case anyone else wants one. Or two.

> Perrix: Experiment.
You combine the CHAINMAIL MANKINI with a FLARP MANUAL to create a FLAERP MANUAL.

+5 SEXTERITY.

> Perrix: Refine.
You combine the newly acquired CHOUJIN'S HARNESS with your regular BOXING GLOVES to create the BURNING OUTER STRENGTH.

It's both a FLAMETHROWER, and a PUN that NOBODY BUT YOU GETS. (Okay and it's technically still a pair of gloves so you can use it with your specibus.)

> Cheriour: Alchemize.
You combine one of your various WALL CLOCKS with a POCKET WATCH CHAIN to create the PENDANT OF THE PUBLIC ENEMY.

Wearing it almost makes you feel like it would be perfectly fine to completely abandon all of your talents in exchange for becoming massively popular for absolutely no reason.

> Chrysi: Design.
You combine some ROSES with some LACY STUFF to create ROSERADY's DRESS.

You feel ready for a BATTLE. Let's just hope your hands don't get CAUGHT in the sleeves and the headband doesn't POKE you.

> Chrysi: Refine.
You combine the ROSERADY'S DRESS further with some EXPENSIVE WHITE FABRIC to create the EMBRACER'S RAIMENT.

It's pretty, but somehow you feel like wearing this will only get you a lot of CREEPY, UNWANTED ATTENTION.

> Chrysi: Test.
You combine a pair of SCISSORS with a pair of SHEARS to create the deadly SCHISSEARS.

Halfway in size between a common pair of SCISSORS and a common pair of SHEARS, this handy tool combines the STRENGTHS of both but the WEAKNESSES of neither.

...Wait.

> Chrysi: Try again.
Okay, this time you've got it. You combine your SCISSORS with a BOUQUET to create NATURE'S GUARD CLIPPERS.

...these are just children's plastic safety scissors with a floral pattern on them

Book on the Biology of Tentaclebeasts + Troll Call of Cthulhu =
Book on the Biology of Horrorterrors

Book on the Biology of Horrorterrors + Set of Throwing Knives =
Knives of the Noble Circle

> Zurahe: Alchemize.
You combine a FUCKING ROCK with one of your BASS GUITARS to create THE POWER OF ROCK.

It's just one of those singing rocks from amusement parks, only constantly blaring hair metal.

shit. lets be santa

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