shit. lets be santa

[starstorm]

ALCHEMY MEME!!!!



STEP ONE: list the items your character has lying around their domicile
STEP TWO: come up with horrifying item chimeras for them to create out of them
STEP THREE: go into as much detail or not detail as you feel like
STEP FOUR: suggest things for other people to alchemise or items for them to alchemise things out of

Comments

[callouslystalwart]

> Nikkal: See how deep the rabbit hole goes.
You again combine the MOBILE MOBILE MOBILE with an ASTROPHYSICS TEXTBOOK, creating the MOBILE MOBILE MOBILE MOBILE.

You now have the known universe in the palm of your hand.

[callouslystalwart]

> Nikkal: We have to go deeper.
You combine the MOBILE MOBILE MOBILE MOBILE wi

no



no you don't

[starstorm]

LMFAO SHE WOULD TOTALLY DO THIS

she is totally going to do this

[callouslystalwart]

it looks more like he's saying "snap" in that gif to me

[starstorm]

> Nikkal: Try that again.
You know, this little ball of space sure is pretty. In fact, it almost looks good enough to eat. You don't dare put this precious thing in your mouth; instead, you combine the MOBILE MOBILE MOBILE MOBILE with a JAR OF JELLY you found in your multitude of BAKING SUPPLIES.

You now have the SPACE JAM.

... On second thought, you're not sure you want to eat this either. But you do suddenly have the urge to WAVE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR because YOU FEEL FINE.

Whoomp, there it is.