shit. lets be santa

[starstorm]

ALCHEMY MEME!!!!



STEP ONE: list the items your character has lying around their domicile
STEP TWO: come up with horrifying item chimeras for them to create out of them
STEP THREE: go into as much detail or not detail as you feel like
STEP FOUR: suggest things for other people to alchemise or items for them to alchemise things out of

Comments

[apiarycryptonaut]

> Perrix: Experimentally improve attempted optimization.
Time to fix that mistake of yours. Surely it's reversible, so you try "Pimp Quill && FLARP Cane"-- wait, shouldn't that have been a ||? Either way, you now have a "Pimp Feathered Lavender Angled-Ruler-Protractor Cane!"

... You never asked for this.