shit. lets be santa

[starstorm]

ALCHEMY MEME!!!!



STEP ONE: list the items your character has lying around their domicile
STEP TWO: come up with horrifying item chimeras for them to create out of them
STEP THREE: go into as much detail or not detail as you feel like
STEP FOUR: suggest things for other people to alchemise or items for them to alchemise things out of

Comments

[apiarycryptonaut]

> Nikkal: Be a bunny, part trois.
Maybe you need a different approach... "Fuzzy Bands && Weird Pair of Slippers || Lusus Fur" which makes... you... the... ... ... "Weird Balls of Rabbit Fur" ...?

It looks like there are indents for your feet to go in, but you're starting to think this isn't how you make bunny-items.

[apiarycryptonaut]

> Nikkal: Be a bunny, part OH NO.
You accidentally hit the button again! It seems you've alchemized "Dust || Weird Balls of Rabbit Fur" into a pair of "Weird Dust Bunnies"!

They're really cute!

[apiarycryptonaut]

> Weird Dust Bunny: Multiply.
Let us hope that Nikkal knows about Tribbles, because she's in for similar trouble with these Dust Bunnies. One Dust Bunny sits on the alchemiter as the other presses the button, combining "Air || Weird Dust Bunny" into a "Cloned Weird Dust Bunny"!

They're... starting to multiply rather quickly.

[callouslystalwart]

> Nikkal: Salvage.
You decide to make one last effort at salvaging this situation... In desperation you combine a CLONED WEIRD DUST BUNNY with a hastily tossed-in LEGWARMER to create a PLAYTROLL HOPBEAST COSTUME.

Well. It appears to at least improve your knowledge of "multiplying"...