shit. lets be santa

[starstorm]

ALCHEMY MEME!!!!



STEP ONE: list the items your character has lying around their domicile
STEP TWO: come up with horrifying item chimeras for them to create out of them
STEP THREE: go into as much detail or not detail as you feel like
STEP FOUR: suggest things for other people to alchemise or items for them to alchemise things out of

Comments

[callouslystalwart]

> Avispa: Observe proper safety procedures.
You combine a pair of GREEN SUNGLASSES with an ATOMIC-CODE MECHANISM to create FISSION VISION.

Thankfully, they don't do nothing. They'll actually protect you from contact with harmful substances as well as dangerously high light levels, but more importantly they just scream "stand back, I'm doing SCIENCE"!

Or "Stand back, I think... I'm doing science, maybe..!" I guess.

[callouslystalwart]

> Avispa: Improve.
You try to take it a step further and combine FISSION VISION with some RANDOM UNIDENTIFIED MACHINE PIECES to create THE GOGGLES.

They do nothing.