shit. lets be santa

[starstorm]

ALCHEMY MEME!!!!



STEP ONE: list the items your character has lying around their domicile
STEP TWO: come up with horrifying item chimeras for them to create out of them
STEP THREE: go into as much detail or not detail as you feel like
STEP FOUR: suggest things for other people to alchemise or items for them to alchemise things out of

Comments

[apiarycryptonaut]

> Ria: Be a time lord.
Why worry about time when you've got all the time in the world? With a smile, you throw together and try "Computer || Tiny, square Shed painted TARDIS-blue" which nets you the "TARDIS"!

It's bigger on the inside.

[apiarycryptonaut]

> Ria: Assemble a useful tool.
Well now you've got a TARDIS, and that's great, but what's a time lord without a proper accessory? Excitedly, you try "Screwdriver && Machinery Pieces || Doctor Who Tapes" to earn yourself a "Sonic Screwdriver"

Honestly, you thought you'd get anything else? This is a great success!

[apiarycryptonaut]

> Ria: Look the part.
All the time lords have had pretty memorable appearances, so you may as well look the part! But you don't want to be like they are, so you go all out with " && Fancy Pretty Dress || Classical Literature" which earns you the "Eternal Dress of the Ages"!

Now you just need twelve lives, you're still not ginger.