shit. lets be santa

[starstorm]

ALCHEMY MEME!!!!



STEP ONE: list the items your character has lying around their domicile
STEP TWO: come up with horrifying item chimeras for them to create out of them
STEP THREE: go into as much detail or not detail as you feel like
STEP FOUR: suggest things for other people to alchemise or items for them to alchemise things out of

Comments

[apiarycryptonaut]

> Ria: Prepare for battle.
Deciding to try something more battle-oriented, or at least more functional. Deciding to experiment first, you try "Medieval Greaves || Failed Catapult" which earns you the "Long-Fall Boots"!

You have a feeling these will be really useful!

[apiarycryptonaut]

> Ria: Try SCIENCE.
You know, you're sure Ira won't mind if you use some stuff. You decided that, perhaps, some science is in order. Experimentally, you combine "Lab Clothes || Jar of Greek Fire || Steampunk Gun" which earns you the "Aperture Science Handheld Incindiary Portal Device"!

...What.

You quickly figure out that it's a portal gun, but it seems to burn a hole in the shape of a portal wherever you shoot it. That's really dangerous.