shit. lets be santa

[starstorm]

ALCHEMY MEME!!!!



STEP ONE: list the items your character has lying around their domicile
STEP TWO: come up with horrifying item chimeras for them to create out of them
STEP THREE: go into as much detail or not detail as you feel like
STEP FOUR: suggest things for other people to alchemise or items for them to alchemise things out of

Comments

[apiarycryptonaut]

> Mandya: PANIC.
You're too busy freaking out that you grab the only thing you can and heave it atop the WRITHING PLANT MONSTROSITY you alchemized earlier! As they combine, you realize that you threw on MAGNETS. You have now created the MAGNETIC PLANT MONSTROSITY. It's stuck to itself.

You're really glad its main body and tendrils were polarized opposites...

[apiarycryptonaut]

> Mandya: Do what must be done.
That's enough of that. You pile on a bunch of JUNK FOOD on top of the MAGNETIC PLANT MONSTROSITY to earn yourself the DELICIOUS PLANT MONSTROSITY.

Seems like you can eat it one tendril at a time, though you keep finding little pieces of metal stuck to your front. Looks like it makes YOU magnetic for a bit; you might wanna be careful.