shit. lets be santa

[starstorm]

ALCHEMY MEME!!!!



STEP ONE: list the items your character has lying around their domicile
STEP TWO: come up with horrifying item chimeras for them to create out of them
STEP THREE: go into as much detail or not detail as you feel like
STEP FOUR: suggest things for other people to alchemise or items for them to alchemise things out of

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and then it didnt get much better

[celestialcavalier]

> Mandya: Make everything worse.
Not satisfied, you combine the GYROSCOPIC RETURNING BOOMERANG and some ANIMAL CORPSES to create the SCREAMING SPINED DEATH FLAIL.

You think you just heard the SCREAMS OF THE DEPARTED. Better put this away for a long time.