shit. lets be santa

[starstorm]

ALCHEMY MEME!!!!



STEP ONE: list the items your character has lying around their domicile
STEP TWO: come up with horrifying item chimeras for them to create out of them
STEP THREE: go into as much detail or not detail as you feel like
STEP FOUR: suggest things for other people to alchemise or items for them to alchemise things out of

Comments

[callouslystalwart]

> Perrix: Be reasonable.
Well... You suppose you do need some sort of computing device. You decide to combine a SLIGHTLY LESS HELLACIOUSLY POWERFUL PORTABLE GAMING COMPUTER with a PROP FLARP WEAPON, creating the SWORD OF iOS-MENS.

It gives you SIGHT BEYOND SIGHT - or in otherwords it works like a wireless, holographic computing device that only you can see and only while holding it front of your face after shouting.

Fucking awesome.