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trollxzibit2012-11-16 04:58 pm
starstorm) wrote in trollxzibit2012-11-16 04:58 pm
shit. lets be santa
STEP ONE: list the items your character has lying around their domicile
STEP TWO: come up with horrifying item chimeras for them to create out of them
STEP THREE: go into as much detail or not detail as you feel like
STEP FOUR: suggest things for other people to alchemise or items for them to alchemise things out of
DONOVAN ARCANS
okay so in his room...
clothes???
- a multitude of boring lumps of clothes that are vaguely outfits for things like school, mostly consisting of t-shirts and some kind of pants.
- a camo jacket
- a fully generic black hoodie
- a shitton of gym clothes
- sneakers
- two (2) business casual outfits, essentially some sort of polo shirt and dressy pants
- one (1) fuzzy purple bathrobe
- memorabilia of the deluxe edition of a certain game below
- other things, i suppose???
technology???
- one(1) desktop computer filled with games and stuff
- one(1) shitty netbook
- one(1) headset-headphones combo thingie
- one(1) smartphone
hidden animu shit???
- one (1) box set of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (because manly)
- one (1) Team Gurren poster
- one (1) box set of Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt (because crude)
- three (3) model Gundams
- one (1) Kamina body pillow (because Chief is naive to animu and misinterprets things)
- torrented animu on computer
miscellaneous stuff???
- one (1) Large Two-Handed Sword
- one (1) bed
- one (1) desk
- one (1) chair
- one (1) table
and in various parts of the house (barring the batcave) there are things like...
everything???
- one (1) wide-screen hdtv
- one (1) Xbox 360 with two (2) controllers
- various games including but not limited to:
assassin's creed(donny's), call of duty (donny's, there are so many of them omg), halo series(donny's), mass effect series(donny's, but he hates them now so they're more chief's), grand theft auto, batman: arkham asylum and arkham city(they fight over this one :I), blazblue(for when actual swords don't cut it), catherine(a dare was involved, this is that certain game), dark souls(donny), dragon age(chief), fallout 3 and new vegas(again, they fight), gears of war 1-3(donny), uh....
- one (1) Xbox 360 Kinect, complete with Kinect Star Wars (and donny nopes into the abyss whenever that game is mentioned because of the dancing mode)
- one (1) shitton of dvds, mostly action movies
- one (1) roomba
- two (2) fancy sabers mounted on a wall
- one (1) Pristine Ancient Katana (donny does not touch the stupid animu sword under fear of death)
- three (3) paintball rifles
- three (3) paintball pistols
- three (3) paintball masks
- three (3) outfits made up of surplus military clothing
- many other vaguely mundane things???
there might be other things in chief's areas of the house but. those aren't as important.
and then the batcave has...
weapons and things???
- swords of all shapes and sizes
- a few (3+) shields
- two (2) hatchets
- three (3) spears
- one (1) flail
- one (1) nunchuk thingie(however the fuck its spelled)
- one (1) quarterstaff
- two (2) punching daggers
- one (1) double-bladed sword
- two (2) 9mm pistols
- zero (0) bullets
- one (1) flak jacket
- one (1) overstocked med bay with enough basic medical supplies to outlast a simple apocalypse
- one (1) business card with the number of a local hospital
um. um. OTHER THINGS? GIVE ME IDEAS???
MAKE HORRIBLE THINGS THAT WILL MAKE ME CRY DUE TO THEIR BEAUTY? :D
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You combine a copy of DARK SOULS with the TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN DISC CONTAINING A VERY SPECIFIC EPISODE (YOU KNOW THE ONE) to create DARK SOULS: PREPARE TO CRY EDITION.
As if Sif wasn't bad enough in the original release...
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You combine a PAINTBALL MASK with your FUZZY PURPLE BATHROBE to create THE FURRED REICH.
It protects you from paintballs, dangerous fumes, cold weather, and lacking facial hair to thoughtfully stroke at the same time.
That said this is probably another good moment to remember that as long as you take note of the code, you can combine items without actually using them up. That's right: you can wear it and your FUZZY PURPLE BATHROBE together.
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You have a lot of things that could prove to be really fun to alchemize, or at least mildly amusing, but first you'd like to make something that's going to work in battle. You slam down "Camo Jacket && Shield" and prepare for something awesome. A button-press later, you've earned yourself the "Camouflage Shield"! Hell y-
Wait, where did it go? The camouflage is a little more effective than you had expected.
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Doesn't matter. The shield should still be on the alchemiter, so you decide to try "Camouflage Shield && Pumpkin"-
What pumpkin?
What shield?
Fuck.
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Fighting's great and all, but you've got an even better idea. You set down and prepare "Shitty Netbook || Model Gundam" which nets you a fantastic "AI Gundam"! It's moving around on its own!
But it's made of plastic.
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You keep the AI Gundam on the alchemiter and toss your Flak Jacket up with it. You have to be careful, because you don't want a gundam flak jacket, so you adjust it a little bit and slam the button with "Flak Jacket || AI Gundam" to net yourself a "Bulletproof AI Gundam"!
You didn't realize the model had that many points of articulation!
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You're not done yet, not until this thing can support you in a fight! It looks like it has some weapons of its own, but it's not really moving with any purpose. Time to give it a brain and let it learn. You prepare "Xbox 360 Kinect || Bulletproof AI Gundam" which nets you an awe-inspiring "Gundam HAL9000".
Oh.
Oh wait a minute.
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You go for the button, trying to change it again, but Gundam HAL9000 is one step ahead of you. Covering the button, it speaks to you while its soulless camera eye gazes at you. Maybe it'll let you hit the button?
"I'm sorry, Donny. I'm afraid I can't let you do that."
Oh.
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You're back to thinking about weapons. Time to try something awesome. As crude as it was, there was something very cool about cleverly disguised, hidden weapons so you slam down "Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt || 9mm Pistols (2x)" and hit the button. As the smoke clears, you appear to have earned "9mm Backlace". They're a weapon in disguise but...
You are not wearing those.
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Well, you've got other weapons, so it couldn't hurt to try them too. You wonder if it's possible to make a real gun out of a fake one, so you give a try with "Kamina Body Pillow && Paintball Rifle" because absolutely everything is better with Kamina, you're sure of it. As the smoke from the combination clears, you've earned yourself "The Rifle who believes you should believe in the it that believes in you."
It's really reliable because it's early, but you suspect it's going to die protecting you.
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You're struck with sudden inspiration. You need utility things to use! Utility items were always useful. Where had you seen something useful before? Oh. Oh there was that one thing. It had been a dare, but you remember something. You try "Catherine || Smartphone" to see what happens, and you're rewarded with the "Karmic Smartphone"!
Your cell phone texts have a morality system? You never asked for this.
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Okay, the cell phone was not your brightest idea. But maybe this one will be. Without thinking too much on it, you try "Roomba || Sneakers" and slam the button. You're rewarded with... sneakers? They don't look diff-- HOLY SHIT! You netted yourself a pair of "Vacuum Heelys"!
They kind of suck.
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Maybe not all is lost. Without moving the Heelys, you toss some of your Surplus Military Clothing on the alchemiter and try the combination "Vacuum Heelys && Surplus Military Clothing" together. A button-press later, you've earned yourself the "Heely Cop Uniform".
Your theme song suddenly sounds like "Dirty Pop".