shit. lets be santa

[starstorm]

ALCHEMY MEME!!!!



STEP ONE: list the items your character has lying around their domicile
STEP TWO: come up with horrifying item chimeras for them to create out of them
STEP THREE: go into as much detail or not detail as you feel like
STEP FOUR: suggest things for other people to alchemise or items for them to alchemise things out of

Comments

[apiarycryptonaut]

> Donovan: Create awesome companion.
Fighting's great and all, but you've got an even better idea. You set down and prepare "Shitty Netbook || Model Gundam" which nets you a fantastic "AI Gundam"! It's moving around on its own!

But it's made of plastic.

[apiarycryptonaut]

> Donovan: IMPROVE.
You keep the AI Gundam on the alchemiter and toss your Flak Jacket up with it. You have to be careful, because you don't want a gundam flak jacket, so you adjust it a little bit and slam the button with "Flak Jacket || AI Gundam" to net yourself a "Bulletproof AI Gundam"!

You didn't realize the model had that many points of articulation!

[apiarycryptonaut]

> Donovan: Go all the way.
You're not done yet, not until this thing can support you in a fight! It looks like it has some weapons of its own, but it's not really moving with any purpose. Time to give it a brain and let it learn. You prepare "Xbox 360 Kinect || Bulletproof AI Gundam" which nets you an awe-inspiring "Gundam HAL9000".

Oh.

Oh wait a minute.

[apiarycryptonaut]

> Donovan: Destroy it.
You go for the button, trying to change it again, but Gundam HAL9000 is one step ahead of you. Covering the button, it speaks to you while its soulless camera eye gazes at you. Maybe it'll let you hit the button?

"I'm sorry, Donny. I'm afraid I can't let you do that."

Oh.