LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND COCKROACHES MAY I PRESENT TO YOU THE INFAMOUS

[chroniker]

1. Post your character with a comment on this here meme.
2. Others will comment on your characters, anonymously or logged in, suggesting ships and prompts they want you to write about.
3. Anything goes, from fluffy to smut to everything in between! Also, there is no word limit, so it can be as short or as long as you want.
4. ????????
5. ALL THE SHIPPING EVER AND ALSO FEELINGS 

GO GO GO AND SHIP FOR GREAT JUSTICE

also just a note BUT THIS ISN'T LIMITED TO JUST SCRIB PEOPLE you could put your character's ancestors/guardians and whatnot for the shipping too if you want to, whatever floats your boat

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in which nikkal embodies the "love you and everybody" trope

[starstorm]

also in trollian format because what is prose



-- galaxyCigarette [GC] began trolling barefootGibbous [BG] --

GC: um, nikk☆l?
GC: c☆n we t☆lk?
BG: ?w?
BG: oh hihi wanwan
BG: suwe we can tawk
BG: heeheehee
BG: whats up
GC: well...
GC: gosh, how do i even st☆rt?
BG: uummm
BG: just stawt at de beginning ?w?
BG: hehehe
BG: its as good a pwace as any wite
BG: and dats whewe mostwy evewyfing ewse stawts isnt it
GC: h☆h☆, yes, th☆t's true!
GC: well, here goes...
GC: i just w☆nted to s☆y
GC: th☆t i re☆lly like you!
GC: i like th☆t you love sp☆ce
GC: ☆nd the st☆rs
GC: ☆nd r☆bbits
GC: ☆nd
GC: you're re☆lly cute
GC: ☆nd sweet!
GC: it's
GC: re☆lly h☆rd to s☆y wh☆t i feel...
GC: i'm sorry, this is dumb.
BG: ?w?
BG: no it isnt
BG: cus niknik weawwy wikes wanwan too ^w^
BG: heeheehee
GC: r-re☆lly?
BG: yep yep
BG: niknik wikes aww of hew fwiends
BG: she weawwy wikes wanwan and manman and komkom and duwduw and evewybunny
BG: heehee
GC: oh...
GC: well
GC: th☆t's good!
GC: i like th☆t you h☆ve so m☆ny friends too...
BG: heehee
BG: but wanwan is one of de few who knows what niknik tawks about
BG: when she tawks about de staws *w*
GC: hehe, th☆t's true too...
BG: heeheehee

<3 Sorry this is kind of...short?

[enlivenedaltruist]

"Chi-Rho...?"

Her voice was soft and weak, shaking as much as the small, slender hand reaching out to ghost over his rapidly darkening cheeks. Blank, white, backlit eyes bored down into her, not quite lacking comprehension but far, far from the gentle lavender gaze she was used to. Her palm made contact and burned at the sensation, something dark and Other radiating out from beneath his skin.

There was something of her dear friend left in this blackened shell, at least, because as soon as she winced he made as if to draw back. Chrysi refused to let him, though, shifting forward and tangling her fingers in his hair, bringing up her free arm to hook around his neck and draw him close. Panic was flooding her system, both from the physical pain and the terror at the thought of losing him, so she couldn't be blamed for her next course of action.

She kissed him.

It seared her mouth, left a taste of ash and ice and ichor behind, numbed her tongue and stole the warmth from the back of her throat. But she kept at it, desperate and determined, until she was forced to either pull back for air or pass out. She panted raggedly, but didn't loosen her hold on him.

"I'll do anything, Chi-Rho," she promised, tears leaking out as she pressed her face against his shoulder. "Just please, don't leave." He shuddered, and she might have been halucinating, but she thought that his cheeks had turned an entirely different shade of grey than the rest of him.

[soundtricks]

/chinhands

/pats

you can do it bro I believe in you

[secretequinox]

Chi-Rho+Sparks - "Our font colors are not girly!" Chi-Rho takes Sparks hunting, things are manly.

[ataraxicarcher]

So Donovan probably knows bear images, videos and bear-anything from the internet can cause Shea to ragequit everything (and possibly break a computer), but what about a physical bear related item? Shea reacts as expected. Which is to say, violently.

[celestialcavalier]

SOBBING THIS IS THE BEST THING

[soundtricks]

/ponderface

ok I'll see what I can do

[secretequinox]

Perrix/Trickster!Perrix - Go wild!

[franke]

SCREEEE KAWAIIIIII omggggg /)w(\

[secretequinox]

oh my god

Phylus Inatta

[mapmaking]

[celestialcavalier]

Donovan pays her back for that laptop with interest. INTERPRET HOWEVER YOU WISH OLLIE-ING OUT INTO THE SUNSET NOW.

Re: NIKKAL CERROS

[mapmaking]

Nikkal takes Phylus on a date good lord help us all

Re: Zurahe Cadens

[mapmaking]

Zurahe/Phylus, HOPEBROS 2x BADASS MUSIC LESSON

[chroniker]

Cheriour/Nik rage buddies???

THEM DESTROYING EVERYONE EVER TOGETHER i dunno

Re: FRANKE ETOILE

[mapmaking]

Franke and Phylus, reading books together c:

[secretequinox]

==>Hirune: First encounter with the Horrorterrors.

[soundtricks]

All his 'siblings' are alive in different dreambubbles. Phylus decides they all need to share one for cuddlepiles.

[secretequinox]

Zirreh and Donovan talk about feelings, Donny is rather emotional. Popcorn, napkins and troll-chick-flick are invoved.

[secretequinox]

Chi-Rho takes Ria to a movie-dinner-date! Go wild! 8D)-/

I swear this was meant to be funny and fluffy. My hands have a mind of their own.

[enlivenedaltruist]

"If you have Chi-Rho's baby, then I shouldn't conceive a child with Cheriour," Faye said with a frown, tapping her pencil against the elaborate chart she had drawn out thoughtfully. "Considering our Ecto-biological relationships, and the need for genetic variation in the next generation if we want to maintain a stable, non-inbred race, that is."

"Um..." Chrysi winced, frowning thoughtfully. "Um, maybe I could have Donovan's baby? Or Wess's, or Sparks's! Then..." She stared down at her toes, scuffing them against the floor in a manner that could only be called morose. "Then you coud have Cheriour's baby. And be happy."

"Chrysi," Faye sighed. "Chrysi, happiness isn't the main issue here. The issue at hand is the survival of our race. The survival of our race is what matters most."

"But you should have the baby of the person you love the most!"

"Because you can't?" Faye immediately regretted her words. Chrysi looked as though she had been slapped. "Chrysi, no, I..."

"...you're right." Chrysi blinked back the extra shine to her eyes, taking a deep breath. "I can't have a baby with the person I love the most. Or the one that's most important to me, since Cheriour turned out to be my big brother."

Faye was confused. "Wait, you mean...if not Cheriour, then who...?"

Chrysi slumped onto the couch next to the other girl, tipping over miserably until she was curled up with her head in Faye's lap.

"Why couldn't you have been born a guy?" She mumbled. "Or me? It isn't fair."

Faye, for once, was struck utterly speechless.

[archimime]

[ooc: PG-13 for-- once again. Implied sexual content. This is what came to mind but I can write something less dumb/gay/whatever if you'd like, dude!]

"What is this?"

"A gay—"

"The thing I'm holding, Donovan, you incorrigible jackass of a man. What is this?"

"Can I say I don't know?"

"No-- yes. I—if you really don't know."

They stand in awkward silence, one mid-rep with a dumbbell too large for the other to ever dream of picking it up.

Sparks clears his throat in the manner of someone who has practiced doing as much so many times he can't help but sound too perfect. "It's a condom."

Wisely, Donovan says nothing.

"You do get what I'm implying, don't you?"

"But, baby, if he has my eyes, nobody will realize he's destined to glitter—"

"No! No. Fuck you, good sir, no. I am trying to politely and sincerely imply that we should engage in safe sexual intercourse for once in this miserable partnership. You do not get to talk about how homosexual I am when you are the one having sex with me. Is that clear!"

It isn't clear, but once again, Donovan wisely says nothing. He does, however, set the weight down and swagger his way over to the shorter, pinker male. That youth curls his upper lip in a soft snarl and leans against the doorframe.

Early in their dating, after a couple Strifes, it became obvious Sparks Castele might play the effeminate male beauty queen, but he's nothing if not all too eager to go for the dirty hit. So, they ceased that brand of dueling a while ago. Donovan's family jewels and throat needed time to recover.

"What's polite about any of this, grapefruit?"

"The Castele family stages of lust aren't unlike the stages of grief." It's a non-sequitur, but not a bad one. After all, Sparks is reaching up, curling his fingers into Donovan's hair. Coaxing him down into a peck of a kiss rather than forcing it. "First there's depression and anger and all that."

"Mm."

"Then there's acceptance."

"I'm listening."

"And then I stroke your ego."

Challenge accepted.

Re: CHERIOUR LECLAIR

[soundtricks]

Zurahe/Cheriour- she likes it when he gets angry

[celestialcavalier]

Holy fucking shit this was great. I expected it to end on more of an utterly hilarious note but I was pleasantly surprised.

Also I'm imagining them fighting and a cane to the crotch or throat and OW. OW. SPARKS. VICIOUS. OW.

[soundtricks]

teehee