shit. lets be santa

[starstorm]

ALCHEMY MEME!!!!



STEP ONE: list the items your character has lying around their domicile
STEP TWO: come up with horrifying item chimeras for them to create out of them
STEP THREE: go into as much detail or not detail as you feel like
STEP FOUR: suggest things for other people to alchemise or items for them to alchemise things out of

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CHRYSI MAYMONT

[enlivenedaltruist]

Things Chrysi has lying around:

-lots of lacy stuff
-lots of flowers
-lots of fancy furniture
-lots of rich materials
-lots of flowers
-lots of thigh high stockings
-scissors/shears
-lots of food
-lots of flowers
-Fashions by Faye(tm)
-lots of pillows
-lots of rugs
-all the flowers
-lots of tools
-lots of cleaning supplies
-lots of everything else in a Hotel
-lots of flowers

FIRST POSSIBLE ALCHEMIZATION

[enlivenedaltruist]

This outfit is on my list. I'm thinking maybe

A dress by Faye + Fake Flowers = That Green GentleLady (or some better/funnier title)

[callouslystalwart]

> Chrysi: Design.
You combine some ROSES with some LACY STUFF to create ROSERADY's DRESS.

You feel ready for a BATTLE. Let's just hope your hands don't get CAUGHT in the sleeves and the headband doesn't POKE you.

[callouslystalwart]

> Chrysi: Test.
You combine a pair of SCISSORS with a pair of SHEARS to create the deadly SCHISSEARS.

Halfway in size between a common pair of SCISSORS and a common pair of SHEARS, this handy tool combines the STRENGTHS of both but the WEAKNESSES of neither.

...Wait.

[callouslystalwart]

> Chrysi: Try again.
Okay, this time you've got it. You combine your SCISSORS with a BOUQUET to create NATURE'S GUARD CLIPPERS.

...these are just children's plastic safety scissors with a floral pattern on them

[apiarycryptonaut]

> Chrysi: Combine.
You try the combination "Thigh High Stockings && Scissors" resulting in "Sharp Stockings"!!

You're... not even sure you want to put these on.

[apiarycryptonaut]

> Chrysi: Combine again.
You try the combination "Pillow && Rug" resulting in the "Floorrillow"!!

Woah, why didn't you think of this before? This is the softest rug you've ever set foot sprawled out on!

[apiarycryptonaut]

> Chrysi: Combine again.
You know you're not supposed to, but maybe if you're careful this "Bleach && Ammonia"-- no wait, hold on, let's make a little change and add "|| Cake" to the mixture so it can produce something good... like the "Hydrochloric-Acid Frosted Chloramine Cake"...?!

This was a really, really, really bad idea.

PERRIX SEIYOS

[callouslystalwart]

> Perrix: Take stock.
You take a quick glance around your respiteblock to check out the THINGS that made it into the GAME with you. This is, of course, purely for the benefit of the READER, since like any good NEUROTIC TEENAGER you know exactly what and where all of your most PRIZED POSSESSIONS are without checking.

You have:
SEVERAL (~) IDENTICAL DAILY OUTFITS
TWO (2) DIFFERENT FLARP COSTUMES
ONE (1) CHAINMAIL TUNIC
ONE (1) MALE G-STRING EMBLAZONED WITH YOUR SYMBOL
ONE (1) ROYAL BLUE WEIGHTLIFTING SINGLET
VARIOUS (~) WEIGHTS OF DIFFERING TYPES AND WEIGHT
ONE (1) PAIR OF ROYAL BLUE BOXING GLOVES
ONE (1) PAIR OF BLACK HEAVY BAG GLOVES
ONE (1) PIMP CANE
ONE (1) QUILL
ONE (1) RATHER FANCY CALLIGRAPHY PEN
AN INKWELL (*) OF ROYAL BLUE INK
TWO (2) STICKS OF ROYAL BLUE SEALING WAX
ONE (1) SIGNET RING WITH YOUR SYMBOL
ONE (1) NEARLY-FULL ZIPPO LIGHTER
A STACK (~) OF PERSONALIZED BUSINESS CARDS FOR "PERRIX SEIYOS, PROFESSIONAL HERO"
A STACK (~) OF AUTOGRAPHED PHOTOS OF "PERRIX SEIYOS, PROFESSIONAL HERO"
TWO (2) OF THOSE PRINCESS CONE-HAT THINGS
A PILE (~) OF DISGUSTING DRIED MINOTAUR SKIN PEELINGS SERIOUSLY YOU TOLD HIM TO GO OUTSIDE WHEN HE PEELS
ALL (∞) THE FLARP MANUALS
A SMALL MOUNTAIN (~) OF EVERY KNOWN SIDEDNESS OF DIE
ONE (1) BINDER OF RIDICULOUSLY NITPICKY MIN/MAXING STAT & EQUIPMENT CALCULATIONS
ONE (1) HELLACIOUSLY POWERFUL GAMING COMPUTER
ONE (1) SLIGHTLY LESS HELLACIOUSLY POWERFUL PORTABLE GAMING COMPUTER
A COLLECTION (~) OF ALL THE LATEST GAMES
A COLLECTION (~) OF TROLL HIPSTER-ACCLAIMED "CLASSIC" GAMES
A COLLECTION (~) OF WALL-MOUNTED HUNTING TROPHIES
STACKS ($) OF ALTERNIAN CASH
SEVERAL (~) ALTERNIAN HISTORY BOOKS
SEVERAL (~) PROP FLARP WEAPONS
A FEW (~) CLASSIC PAINTINGS OF FAMOUS HISTORICAL FIGURES BY A TROLL THAT MAY OR MAY NOT JUST COINCIDENTALLY HAPPEN TO BE YOUR ANCESTOR
THREE (3) EMPTY TREASURE CHESTS
ONE (1) RECOUPERACOON
ONE (1) SOLID BLACK MARBLE DESK
ONE (1) "LITTLE BLACK BOOK" THAT'S NOT NEARLY AS FULL AS YOU WOULD LIKE
FOUR (4) POSTERS OF TROLL DISNEY PRINCESSES

[callouslystalwart]

> Perrix: Alchemize.
You combine your CHAINMAIL TUNIC and G-STRING to create a CHAINMAIL MANKINI.

Ladies aren't the only ones that can get in on the fan(tasy)service.

[callouslystalwart]

> Perrix: Accessorize.
You combine your WEIGHTLIFTING SINGLET, HEAVY BAG GLOVES, and one of your favorite TROLL HIPSTER-APPROVED GAMES to create the CHOUJIN'S HARNESS.

It provides an appreciable buff to your CLOUT attribute even if it doesn't do much for your DEFENSE. It also adds to your SMUG HIPSTER attribute so much that it even overflows into the realm of META and boosts your PLAYER'S attribute, since really he just wanted yet another fucking excuse to shoehorn KINNIKUMAN in somewhere.

[apiarycryptonaut]

> Perrix: Experimentally attempt to optimize.
Two good things together should be great, you suppose. Time to test that. Your combined "Quill || Pimp Cane" results in a "Pimp Quill"!

This is way too big to use as a quill now, but it's certainly got a flair that it lacked before. You're not sure this is an improvement, however.

ZURAHE CADENS

[soundtricks]

♪ Lots of fucking rocks- her hive is built into a cliffside, after all.
♪ Her Lusii's huge-ass nest in a cave right beneath her hive.
♪ No less than four different bass guitars
♪ two guitars- one electric, one acoustic
♪ A small, kinda dinky electric keyboard (girl loves her strings, what can I say).
♪ A tabla set (there used to be two sets, but one got prototyped).
♪ A whole lot of blackrom harlequin romance novels.
♪ A couple of iterations of her flarp outfit.
♪ An ♪ aeolian harp- she'll protect it with her life. It's important to her.
♪ A whole bunch of copies of her standard outfit.
♪ A feather pile- fuck guys, that thing is so soft you just don't know.
♪ A bunch of vinyl records for Alternian rock bands
♪ A few FLARP manuals and general FLARP-required stuff
♪ A few game grubs
♪ A pretty fucking swank stereo (thank you, dear moirail)
♪ This hellspawn of a computer/mixing station. The things she had to do to get this, guys...
♪ A regular computer chair/desk
♪ A bunch of broken instruments/instrument pieces/tuning equipment set up in an adjacent room around a worktable
♪ Some extra fabric/metal/sewing things in the same room- hey, someone had to make her FLARP clothes and armor...
♪ A few sets of hand-axes
♪ A couple of big battle axes
♪ One (1) very comfy-looking concupiscent couch sh-shut up!
♪ A few pictures of her friends (mostly her moirail)
♪ Her recuperacoon
♪ A secondhand-looking TV
♪ A gamestation that looks like it's hardly been used

[soundtricks]

I'm considering having her make up an outfit based on the Pegasus Knight Katua/Catria from Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon- because Flying Knight, fuck yeahhhhhhh.

Also some end-game armor based on Valkyrie Princess Gwendolyn from Odin Sphere- because let's face it- Valkyrie. Bird motif dress and armor. It has to happen.

But for both of these, just... maybe not in those colors.

NIKKAL CERROS

[starstorm]

☾ many MANY Troll Lisa Frank posters
☾ other posters that include (but are not limited to): robot unibeast attack, troll hello kitty, troll rainbow brite, probably fiduspawn, ~SPACE IMAGERY~
☾ many many glow stars
☾ a television set
☾ a dance dance retribution pad
☾ a huge-ass telescope
☾ big ol' pile of lusus fur, along with a broom and dustpan
☾ colorful rugs
☾ cakes and candies and sweets and stuff (this is literally all over her hive)
☾ a rope swing
☾ a rubber band ball
☾ a weird pair of slippers (she found them in the fridge)
☾ SHE PROBABLY HAS A DOLLHOUSE OR SOMETHING WITH TROLL BARBIES LMFAO
☾ several books about astronomy/astrophysics/cosmology
☾ star charts
☾ a mobile depicting whatever solar system alternia is part of
☾ huge pile of grass that her lusus sleeps on
☾ a collection of assorted gloves and armsleeves and legwarmers
☾ probably some other shit i'm too lazy to come up with rn

as for things she's alchemized

welp

[callouslystalwart]

> Nikkal: Alchemize.
You combine a ROBOT UNIBEAST ATTACK POSTER with your TELEVISION to create a MY LITTLE HOOFBEAST: MOIRALLEGIANCE IS SCIENCE SEASON 1 DVD SET.

For some reason this show's ratings have been through the roof offworld.

CHERIOUR LECLAIR

[chroniker]

- TONS OF CLOCKS. We have watches, small clocks, cuckoo clocks, wall clocks, a couple of digital clocks, a big old grandfather clock, and pocket watches and REALLY, IF YOU THINK OF A CLOCK, HE PROBABLY HAS IT.
- Lots of non-fiction books about birds, clockmaking, art, drawing, history, a couple of dictionaries.
- Fictional stories abut stuff like King Arthur and the Round Table, typical fairytale stuff. He has comic books as well, though not too many of them! Also puzzle books and books on art. BOOOOKKKSSS.
- Tools that he uses to fix clocks, as well as extra gears and clock parts he has on hand to fix anything he wants.
- Sketchbooks filled with doodles of birds.
- A bird mobile.
- A few bird skeletons (one was used to make BirdSkeletonDad!sprite GOOD GOING THERE, CHEERIOS)
- A few sculptures made by his dad, which are mostly abstract things that make you question what the heck they're supposed to be.
- As far as clothes go, he has shorts, collared shirts, a suit for formal art gatherings,
- As far as toys go, he has a few green army men and Knights of the Round Table figurines lying around somewhere.
- Water lily samplings! He has a few lying in jars around his room. :D
- As well as a whole collection of feathers from different birds.
- His laptop, which he uses to communicate with all you people with.
- His backsword, rather old, but still has some strength in the way it's made.
- Pencils, pens, watercolor kits, and ink bottles.
- Some puzzle games for his computer. Like MYST. That is an awesome game, okay.
- His glasses. He has normal ones, but more often uses the one's he's modified to have clock faces on them.
- Normal wooden furniture, like a desk, bookshelf, and bed frame.
- A few colorful rocks he's found over the years and collected.
- His bicycle!
- I CAN'T THINK OF ANY MORE I'M SORRY. ;;

Re: CHERIOUR LECLAIR

[soundtricks]

...bird skeleton+feathers+bicycle

Birdbike. I can't think of a clever name RN but. Yeah.

AVISPA KUSBIR

[apiarycryptonaut]

[∞] - Denotes an item that, even if used constantly, will still have seemingly endless stock.
[~] - Denotes an item of a large number that, if used constantly, will eventually run out.
[#x] - Denotes a specific number of that item; totals may be intentional or accidental.

❂ Puzzles
~ ► 3x3 Rubik's Cube [∞]
~ ► 5x5 Professor's Cube [x256]
~ ► 6x6 V-Cube [x128]
~ ► 7x7 V-Cube [x128]
~ ► 9x9 Rubik's Cube [x64]
~ ► 11x11 Rubik's Cube [x32]
~ ► 13x13 Rubik's Cube [x16]
~ ► 3x3 Metal Gear Cube [x16] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► 15x15 Rubik's Cube [x8]
~ ► 3x3 Void Cube [x8] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► 17x17 Rubik's Cube "Over The Top" [x3] [+1->Prototyped]
~ ► Megaminx Duodecahedron [x4] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Gigaminx Duodecahedron [x2] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Teraminx Duodecahedron [x1] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Sudoku and other Puzzle Books [~]
~ ► Pocket Puzzles [4x of each; 64x total] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Metal Gordian's Knot (Ref: Here!)
~ ► 36 Cube [x1] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Krypt [x1] [Unsolved] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Kendama [x4] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Wooden Trick Boxes (Ref: Here!)
~ ► "Chinese" Finger Traps [x13]
~ ► Ripped Finger Traps [x3]
~ ► Sliding Picture Puzzles [~] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Tangram Puzzles [~] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Disassembly Puzzles [x8] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Burr Puzzles [x4] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Bedlam Cube [x4] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Double Dovetail Puzzle [Unsolved] [x1] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Impossible Bottles (4x Rubik's Cubes, 2x Padlocks, 2x Ships) (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Isis [x1] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Ramisis [x1] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Copernisis [x1] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Tessarisis [x1] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Cryptex [x1] (Ref: Here!)

❂ Nonfunctional? Machine Junk (Many courtesy of random names.)
~ ► Electric Engine [~]
~ ► Gears [∞]
~ ► Atomic-Code Mechanism [1x]
~ ► Cryptographic Sensor Analyzer [1x]
~ ► Spatial Teleporter [2x]
~ ► Integrated-Compass Probe Module [1x]
~ ► Cybernetic Extensive Zone Telescope [1x]
~ ► Sensory Wide-range Zenith Mechanism [1x]
~ ► Gauss-Magnet Module [1x]
~ ► Assault-Broadcast Kit [1x]
~ ► Signal-Message Invalidator [1x]
~ ► Signalling Warp Gate Scanner-Module [1x]
~ ► Relocating Portal-Door Control Unit [1x]
~ ► Glowing Dust Tube [~]
~ ► Regenerating Network A.I. Disc [1x]
~ ► Detecting Compound-Grenade Belt [3x]
~ ► Ripping Genome-Virus (Dormant in tubes; in formerly-locked briefcase) (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Thread Megamutillator (Broken?) [1x]
~ ► Misc. Unidentified Machine Pieces [∞]

❂ Weapons / Miscellaneous
~ ► Stillettokind [x4] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Hardened Honeycombs [∞]
~ ► Jar of Honey [∞]
~ ► Laptop (Functional) [x1]
~ ► Computer (Functional) [x2]
~ ► Computer (Broken) [x5]
~ ► Alternian "Myst" Games [~]
~ ► Alternian "Zork" Games [~]
~ ► Alternian "Professor Layton" Games [~]
~ ► Portable Hammock [x1]
~ ► Recouperacoon [x1]
~ ► Plastic Ziploc-style Bags [~]
~ ► Several Alternian Knowledge Books [~]
~ ► Old "Rebellion" Fairy Tale Book [x1]
~ ► Bag of Worthless Foreign Currency [x5]
~ ► Skulls (Many varieties of beasts, many sizes, some trolls) [~]
~ ► Pumpkin [x0]
~ ► 3x3 Kaprao (Rubik's) Cube [x1] (Not to be alchemized ever, must be kept safe)

❂ Clothing [In general]
~ ► Daily Clothing (Well-worn black pants, Long-sleeve green undershirt, black shirt /w symbol) [~]
~ ► Gloves (Leather, Cloth, Rubber, all well-used) [~]
~ ► Hair Clips (Green) [~]
~ ► Green sunglasses [3x]
~ ► Broken/Cracked green sunglasses [1x]
~ ► 4-Ring Puzzle Ring [x4] (Ref: Here!)
~ ► 4-Ring Puzzle Bracelets [x2]
~ ► Various fashionable and un-fashionable feminine clothing [~]

❂ Clothing [Unique items looted from sealed/rusted ruins rooms]
Note: Everything in and around her hive is really lacking in color, so when she found these she couldn't help but keep them.
~ ► "Gemini Rising"
~ ► "Africa Print"
~ ► "Jellin'"
~ ► "Military Hoodie"
...
~ ► "Majora's Mask"

Alchemizations / Edits / Updates

[apiarycryptonaut]

PLANNED (Serious) ALCHEMIZATIONS:
~ ► Devil Dress - (??? || Generic Dress) (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Reckoner Dress - ("Rebellion" Fairy Tale Book || Generic Short Dress) (Ref: Here!)
~ ► Rubix-Porter - (Spatial Teleporter || 17x17 Rubik'S Cube)
~ ► Solar Lacerators - (Glowing Dust Tubes && Stillettokind)
~ ► ...

Any other planned alchemizations will go here, plus any additions or updates to the above list. It's huge, I'm not sorry, but she and her lusus have been looting leftovers so... lucky her?

EIGHIS HAPARA

[notyouraigis]

- Books.
- lots of 'em.
- He seriously has all the books.
- Yes, even a couple carefully hidden romance novels (he wanted to see what the fuss was about!)
- And if he doesn't have the book, he probably has a .pdf he can print out.
- One desktop computer + keyboard, mouse, and printer
- Spare coats (all red)
- Spare glasses (also all red)
- Black shirts with his symbol, gray pants, an extra pair of gray shoes, idk, clothes
- A pile of old, worn-out coats
- A television set (covered in dust) + gamestation (also covered in dust)
- A few game grubs (a couple Troll Shin Megami Tensei games, a couple strategy games, a couple of recommendations from Bharal)
- Many, many, many sets of throwing knives
- Many, many, many pairs of assorted larger knives
- Notebooks, pencils, pens, sharpies, etc.
- Numerous science articles and journals (taped to the walls and written all over)
- A couple posters of troll video games + one half of a Personification 3 poster (the other half got prototyped)
- Cobwebs
- A pile of owl feathers
- An owl nest on the roof
- Whatever the troll equivalent of DVDs are. Some of those. All Troll Mythbusters.
- Little glass vials (little glass vials? little glass vials!)
- Recuperacoon, computer desk, chairs, bookshelves, furniture.

LATER ADDITIONS
- Acid samples from LOWAW
- Electrified wire spiderwebs

[notyouraigis]

Book on the Biology of Tentaclebeasts + Troll Call of Cthulhu =
Book on the Biology of Horrorterrors

Book on the Biology of Horrorterrors + Set of Throwing Knives =
Knives of the Noble Circle

SHEA LISTER

[ataraxicarcher]

You take a look at your room and feel compelled to do a mental inventory. You never know when you'll need to know what's in stock.

✪ Well...You've got your fucking awesome aviators and your iPhone, but those really don't ever leave your person so whatev.
✪ Various posters. You've got a few that show some of your favorite bands, favorite pop-culture things, a few random ones you bought on Etsy when you were bored and of course all the archer posters ever. You probably have a few rolled up under the bed because you couldn't fit them all either.
✪ Your computer. It's pretty sweet.
✪ Your bow rack. You've only got two at the moment but that's fine with you. You've also got more arrows under the bed too.
✪ Your acoustic guitar. For when you want to jam.
✪ You've got some books, DVDs and other miscellaneous crap on your bookshelves. They run a pretty wide gamut because you tend to burn through trends and interests pretty fast, but for the most part, they are all hand-picked cool items proudly displayed. You might actually have a vinyl crammed in the back too.
✪ A few figures of AWESOME ARCHERS are on top of your shelf too. You'd get more but you don't really have the space.
✪ You also have some spare bike repair parts squirreled away around the room.
✪ Oh right! You also have some embroidery thread stashed away for your IRONIC FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS.
✪ And clothes. All that you need to know is that they are cool and totes worthy to be on Lookbook.
✪ How about your closet? Just more clothes and not crap you couldn't sell from your past interests lurking at the bottom as well, no siree. Really, you don't need to go in there--

--Oh, wait! What's that on your bed? That's just only one of your most prized possessions your stuffed sloth Mr.Wobbleberry. You got him as a kid and keep him around for sentimental value. He might have seen better days, but he'll always be the best have a place in your heart.

You think you're missing other things.. That's right. They're not in your room at the moment but..

✪ Your sweet custom-colored/etched laptop in the living room. You're pretty sure you mom let you get this because she missed your 16th birthday and felt really really terrible, but you're not complaining.
✪ Also downstairs in the entry way your hella sweet ride. Biking is green and fucking cool, end of story.

✪ ... There's also your mom's stuff. But most of it is sequestered in her house of fucking weird shit she calls her office. You don't go there if you can help it because that's how horror movies usually start.

[apiarycryptonaut]

> Shea: Make something awesome.
If what you've heard is true, you should be able to make the very first of a lot of things. It's best to start small, though. You grab and try "Bike Bell || Arrowhead" because, really, who even uses the jingling bell on a bike anymore? Doesn't matter because you've netted yourself a sweet "Clever Distraction"!!

Apparently it jingles like mad after it strikes the target; not bad!

DONOVAN ARCANS

[celestialcavalier]

this is going to be such a disaster you don't even know i am so sorry its so long...

okay so in his room...

clothes???
- a multitude of boring lumps of clothes that are vaguely outfits for things like school, mostly consisting of t-shirts and some kind of pants.
- a camo jacket
- a fully generic black hoodie
- a shitton of gym clothes
- sneakers
- two (2) business casual outfits, essentially some sort of polo shirt and dressy pants
- one (1) fuzzy purple bathrobe
- memorabilia of the deluxe edition of a certain game below
- other things, i suppose???

technology???
- one(1) desktop computer filled with games and stuff
- one(1) shitty netbook
- one(1) headset-headphones combo thingie
- one(1) smartphone

hidden animu shit???
- one (1) box set of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (because manly)
- one (1) Team Gurren poster
- one (1) box set of Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt (because crude)
- three (3) model Gundams
- one (1) Kamina body pillow (because Chief is naive to animu and misinterprets things)
- torrented animu on computer

miscellaneous stuff???
- one (1) Large Two-Handed Sword
- one (1) bed
- one (1) desk
- one (1) chair
- one (1) table

and in various parts of the house (barring the batcave) there are things like...

everything???
- one (1) wide-screen hdtv
- one (1) Xbox 360 with two (2) controllers
- various games including but not limited to:
assassin's creed(donny's), call of duty (donny's, there are so many of them omg), halo series(donny's), mass effect series(donny's, but he hates them now so they're more chief's), grand theft auto, batman: arkham asylum and arkham city(they fight over this one :I), blazblue(for when actual swords don't cut it), catherine(a dare was involved, this is that certain game), dark souls(donny), dragon age(chief), fallout 3 and new vegas(again, they fight), gears of war 1-3(donny), uh....
- one (1) Xbox 360 Kinect, complete with Kinect Star Wars (and donny nopes into the abyss whenever that game is mentioned because of the dancing mode)
- one (1) shitton of dvds, mostly action movies
- one (1) roomba
- two (2) fancy sabers mounted on a wall
- one (1) Pristine Ancient Katana (donny does not touch the stupid animu sword under fear of death)
- three (3) paintball rifles
- three (3) paintball pistols
- three (3) paintball masks
- three (3) outfits made up of surplus military clothing
- many other vaguely mundane things???

there might be other things in chief's areas of the house but. those aren't as important.

and then the batcave has...

weapons and things???
- swords of all shapes and sizes
- a few (3+) shields
- two (2) hatchets
- three (3) spears
- one (1) flail
- one (1) nunchuk thingie(however the fuck its spelled)
- one (1) quarterstaff
- two (2) punching daggers
- one (1) double-bladed sword

- two (2) 9mm pistols
- zero (0) bullets
- one (1) flak jacket

- one (1) overstocked med bay with enough basic medical supplies to outlast a simple apocalypse
- one (1) business card with the number of a local hospital

um. um. OTHER THINGS? GIVE ME IDEAS???
MAKE HORRIBLE THINGS THAT WILL MAKE ME CRY DUE TO THEIR BEAUTY? :D

[callouslystalwart]

> Donovan: Mix.
You combine a copy of DARK SOULS with the TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN DISC CONTAINING A VERY SPECIFIC EPISODE (YOU KNOW THE ONE) to create DARK SOULS: PREPARE TO CRY EDITION.

As if Sif wasn't bad enough in the original release...

RIA POLOLANIK

[twintimes]

Clothes.
Assorted clothing of bygone times. All sorts of times (even imagined ones). In various stages of finished.
Plenty of boots in all sorts of colours.
Hoodies. (Ria's.)
Hair accessories of all sorts and kinds. (Ira's.)
The occasional plain and normal set of clothes.
A set of lab clothes. That is, coat, goggles, gloves. (Ira's.)
A nice couple of aprons. (Ria's.)
A really long scarf that they share during winter.

equipment.
Sewing machines. One for fabric, one for leather.
A computer.
An array of cooking devices.
An array of chemicals and assorted containers plus stuff to work with those. ...some of them explosive or corrosive or inflammatory or poisonous. Have fun.
plenty other crafting tools.
radios.
a tv with a video recorder.
...and the computer, of course.

Other stuff?
Photographs of them. (All semi-defaced.)
Reenactment stuff. Shields, swords, chainmail, armor, fancy pretty dresses, steampunk style gadgetry.
A few books. Mostly fact books and how-tos. Some school books. Some fiction, mostly classical literature.
old, home-recorded Doctor Who episodes on video tapes.
a sherlock holmes figurine WENT INTO CREATING HOLMESROACHSPRITE.
A colony of cockroaches. ...in a big glass box in the kitchen.
fire extinguishers.
lots and lots of clear curtains and glass walls.
the results of plenty of experiments in cooking and chemistry. (mostly labled.)
a jar or two or three of greek fire.

In the backyard.
A failed attempt at constructing a catapult.
A dummy (to hit with things).
A shed, tiny, square, painted TARDIS-blue like an imitation Police-box.
All sorts of abandoned projects, parts and pieces of machinery or wood, debris and scorchmarks.
A barbecue grill.

[apiarycryptonaut]

> Ria: Be a time lord.
Why worry about time when you've got all the time in the world? With a smile, you throw together and try "Computer || Tiny, square Shed painted TARDIS-blue" which nets you the "TARDIS"!

It's bigger on the inside.

MANDYA YAMINI

[polygraphing]

i am the latest to every party

THINGS PROCURED NORMALLY

>> a large pile of candy wrappers and chip bags. basically, if it is a foodstuff and it comes in a flimsy plastic container, it's in this pile
>> a fuckton of various junk food
>> assorted photos and posters of TROLL REALITY TV STARS
>> various leggings and slip on shoes, mostly ballet flats
>> a couple of grey hoodies with her symbol on them
>> a few large crates that her food was delivered in (she uses them as tables)

THINGS 'SALVAGED' FROM DEAD NEIGHBOR'S HIVES

>> a chunky old tv. it's huge like xbox but pretty reliable
>> a pretty rock studded in bits of shiny stuff that shines in many colors
>> an orange husktop
>> a yo-yo (mandya tried to use it once and ended up knocking herself in the head with it)
>> a box of crayons
>> an old alternian dictionary
>> a bright green helmet
>> an external grub hard drive (she has never accessed it)
>> a pair of shutter shades
>> red combat boots several sizes too big for her
>> a dropbear plushie
>> a bottle full of seawater (she has no clue how it got so far inland)
>> an odd knit cap with no horn holes
>> a box full of magnets of various size and strength
>> a single amp for an electric instrument of some kind
>> a tube of teal lipstick
>> a withered plant bulb of some kind
>> several game grubs she has long since lost interest in
>> some assorted clothing that she has never really sorted through

* most of these things are in a haphazard pile in the corner

THINGS HER LUSUS BROUGHT HER
>> a basic red boomerang
>> the corpses of many beasts (all outside)

[apiarycryptonaut]

> Mandya: Clean up.
Who are you kidding? Clean up? Like you'd ever bother. Not your problem. Curiosity gets the better of you, though, and you combine some of your empty LARGE CRATES with a BEAST CORPSE to net yourself the CHEST-CAVITY BEAST CRATES.

...They look warm on the inside, at least.

PHERAE ELAPHA

[elaphaea]

APPROXIMATELY A BILLION YEARS LATER...

Pherae's possessions include the following. All Some of this I may have made up RIGHT NOW. I am also TOO LAZY too code this all fancy.

The General:
- recuperacoon
- husktop
- large rag rug in shades of green
- a (large) number of shed sets of murderdeer lusus antlers, some mounted, some not
- simple wooden three-legged stool
- writing desk

The Personal:
- biology textbooks
- zoology textbooks
- anatomy textbooks (complete with diagrams)
- genetics textbooks
- blackboard + chalk (currently depicting: several Punnett squares, scribbled notes)
- piles and piles of hand-bound notebooks, full of notes and...
- diagrams of various fauna, with a specific focus on lusii and fauna species known to be related to lusii
- pens, pencils, ink (green and black)
- a number of sets of her standard outfit
- handful of charms depicting her symbol
- impractical unused FLARP costume number one
- even more impractical unused FLARP costume (pretend this is in green, not red and yellow) number two (oh my god Epibat, stop buying me these)
- once-used, slightly tattered, slightly bloodied FLARP costume number three (no seriously never again)
- her regular bow (wooden, recurve)
- lots and lots and lots of standard wooden, feather-fletched arrows
- silver bow, never used (another gift from Epibat)
- six silver arrows
- several love poems from Epibat Delfin
- several violent poems from Epibat Delfin
- several rope lassos
- folding hunting knife
- heavy thread (white, green, black, undyed) for repairs
- set of needles
- three squiddle plushies
- dissection kit (includes: scalpels, other knives, several sets of rubber gloves, dissection scissors, dissection tray, anything shown in that image)
- crystal suncatcher
- sun and moon wall poster
- several different potted herbs
- large quantity of fauna tracker tags
- camera (for fauna documentation)
- magnifying glass

Available from the Land of Thorns and Frogs:
- thorny brambles
- roses (pink)
- roses (white)
- flowering dogwood
- ivy
- you can probably justify any garden plant, really
- large cut rocks (scavenged from crumbling towers)
- mirrors (broken and unbroken)
- tapestries (decayed)
- old silverware
- other items from abandoned castle towers also feasible

[callouslystalwart]

> Pherae: Create.
You (or more likely Perrix) combine an IMPRACTICAL UNUSED FLARP COSTUME with a SHED SET OF LUSUS ANTLERS to create the RACK RACK.

DURIAN AGRIPA

[defensivealchemist]

Late posts come in threes?

Durian lives from empty hive to campsite to empty hive. This one's in dry, redstone area, burrowed into a canyon wall. He moved in a little over a week ago. The first thing he does in a new hive is check through it for traps/signs of habitation! The second is empty most of his sylladex all over the place.

So this hive includes some of his things, the previous owner's things, and things he's picked up from random people all over.

A large pile of books including:

>- The Alchemist: the Secrets of Troll Flamel, the Immortal
>- So You Want To Live Forever
>- several recipe books
>- several texts on Alchemy
>- FLARP manuals
>- The Complete Idiot's Guide to Jokes
>- Troll Darwin Awards
>- several dozen historical books, bookmarked on every page that references an Agripa
>- Anarchist's cookbook
>- Bang!: The Ultimate Book of Explosions Big and Small

A messy kitchen with the usual implements, including:

>- box of chocolate ants
>- several dozen durian fruit in a bowl
>- several discarded husks beside the fruit bowl
>- plate of salad, partially eaten
>- camera, beside the salad, for taking self portraits
>- mortar and pestle
>- miscellaneous flasks and measuring devices
>- oven/stove combo unit
>- stylized caldron
>- oven/stove combo unit
>- several funnels

Outside:

>- Trespassers Keep Out sign
>- an unknown number of landmines
>- unknown number of detonated landmine remnants
>- skeletal remains
>- rocks

Miscellaneous places around the hive:

>- several worn plaid jackets
>- wizard robe
>- ratty black shirt with his symbol
>- several photographs of salad
>- several awkward angle photographs of Durian
>- several stock image style photographs of Durian laughing with the salad
>- one photograph of Durian laughing with salad, photobombed by Fox Dad
>- box of photographs of sunrise and sunset horizon shots
>- smaller box of photographs of Durian standing beside various trolls
>- light filtering glasses for safely looking out during the day
>- shower/tub combo with curtains stained red, especially at the base
>- recuperacoon
>- spare husktop
>- big stick
>- kindling
>- 11 foot long pole
>- spear made from a sharpened branch
>- wooden sword
>- liquid density experiment
>- small box of sentimental letters
>- roll of barbed wire
>- Aloe Vera plant in ceramic pot
>- several small cacti in ceramic pots

Still in his sylladex:

>- pair of metal arms
>- Oujia board
>- dowsing rod
>- usual husktop
>- notes on F9r6idden T6pics
>- water canteen
>- sun resistant camping tent
>- portable recuperacoon
>- power generator
>- hiking boots

[defensivealchemist]

> DURIAN: Contain your glee.
You fail to contain your glee. This is it. You are finally IN THE GAME and free to PLAY WITH THE ALCHEMITER. You don't know WHERE TO BEGIN.

So you begin by grabbing a random bunch of things at once!

ZIRREH REEVAS

[misguidedprotector]

What is all this bullshit junk laying around?

-Recuperacoon
-couch
-Husktop
-Stereo
-Portable music device
-Headphones
-Various outfits
-Boots
-Rope
-Grappling hooks
-Goggles
-Paleontology tools
-Various piles of pelts
-Copious amounts of amber fossils in various sizes (containing insects, plants or small creatures)
-Miscellaneous other fossils
-Hand written notes and charts about the development of life
-Hand drawn maps of caves
-Various books on fossils and paleontology
-Detailed notes on the mothergrub and brooding caverns
-Notes and drawings of Gl'bgloyb
-Grimoire for Summoning the Zoologically Dubious
-Posters of Fluthlu, Nrub'yiglith and Oglogoth
-Drawings and doodles of said horrorterrors and others
-Research books on horrorterrors
-Fantasy books on horrorterrors
-Twin Kukri set wtih belt
-Various throwing knives
-Broken skeletons from dead lusii that are just piles of bones

[misguidedprotector]

> Zirreh: Give it a shot

You figure there's nothing wrong with trying to combine a PELT with a GRIMDARK FANTASY BOOK.

...

You're not entirely sure how you feel about the outcome.

[flowerwhisperer]

Kappy's hive is essentially a very spacious cave in a hill. Apart from the abulation block built into the wall on one side, and a smaller cave in the back which has a fairly large hole in its ceiling, he has no true rooms. He uses flower pots to divide up the space to give some semblence of "rooms".

In general:
- Flowers.
- Flower pots, some empty.
- Flowers.
- Flowers.
- Okay he has a lot of flowers in lots of different shapes and colours.
- Also some herbaceous plants.
- Various gardening tools.

"Bedroom":
- Recuperacoon
- Old wooden dresser, has one set of clothes inside.
- Books arranged on the dresser (notebooks on herbology and botany and some cookbooks)
- Some ruined sets of clothes, mostly torn.
- Husktop
- A worktable, which has
➛ Several racks with test tubes, all with labels on them. Some labels are written in BRIGHT RED, implying DANGER
➛ Also a few empty test tubes
➛ A sheet of labels to stick on said test tubes
➛ Pen
➛ A balance scale
➛ Measuring tubes
➛ Herbology notes
➛ Stone mortar and pestle
➛ Cloth bandages
➛ Syringes, no needles.

"Kitchen"
- Stove
- The usual cooking implements, most are pretty old.
- A table and a chair
- Lots of fruits and vegetables

Originally empty space that he made as a "room" because having just a bedroom and kitchen looked pretty damn pathetic:
- Totem lathe
- Alchemiter
- Very rough, hand-drawn map of his old forest hanging on the wall.
- Wash basin
- Several reed baskets, all hand-made.

Outside:
- Cruxtruder

Sylladex/Weapons:
- Several plant samples collected from his planet.
- Gardening spade.
- Watering can.
- Weeding knife.
- Pruning shears.